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- ross0
just tell the neigbours that from now on when the cat shits in your yard, you are going to fling the catshit at their house.
then, when the cat shits in your yard, go get the shit, and fling it at their house.
- harlequino0
Clearly you do not understand, as some of us "cat folk" do, what's actually going on here.
The cat owns your home. You probably didn't know that, but it does. Just as our cat owns ours (despite our rental situation) and all our belongings. It's just the way it is. The little critter is most likely attempting to collect rent or remind you of true ownership.
No use fighting it. The cats are in control. Their numbers are unknown and the reach of their networks is vast.- shut upi_R_error
- denial is not just a river in egyptharlequino
- ********0
Dear i_R_error,
Get Fucked.
XOXO,
Fatso
- 23kon0
harlequino is correct, cats do rule the roost. they own their OWN roost though. theyl prowl other gardens and try to make it part of their own territory but a hose or waterpistol is a surefire way to let a cat know "this is MY garden!"
- that might work in this world... but you're fucked in the next.********
- that might work in this world... but you're fucked in the next.
- dirtydesign0
Purchase a low velocity pellet gun.
- kona0
Human: 0
Cat: 1Dude, you're losing a fight with a cat. If you want to beat the cat you gotta THINK like a cat. Go out in your garden and start shitting in it. The cat will come over and see this gigantic shit and be like "HOLY FUCK SOME MASSIVE CREATURE MUST OWN THIS PLACE, I CAN'T WIN THIS FIGHT, I'M OUTTA HERE" and your cat problem is solved.
- ahahahahahahah********
- Yea, actually just piss a bunch of times get your scent out there.********
- I do this all the time in my garden and I don't even have a cat problem. I'm just too lazy to walk inside.kona
- ahahahahahahah
- i_R_error0
HAHAHAHAHA
my girlfriend will love that.