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  • kona0

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    Dude, you're losing a fight with a cat. If you want to beat the cat you gotta THINK like a cat. Go out in your garden and start shitting in it. The cat will come over and see this gigantic shit and be like "HOLY FUCK SOME MASSIVE CREATURE MUST OWN THIS PLACE, I CAN'T WIN THIS FIGHT, I'M OUTTA HERE" and your cat problem is solved.

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    • ahahahahahahah
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    • Yea, actually just piss a bunch of times get your scent out there.
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    • I do this all the time in my garden and I don't even have a cat problem. I'm just too lazy to walk inside.kona
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