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- ********
I'd love to be a fly on the all when the owners read this review
- kelpie0
he said "I’ll do the math", he's obviously a dick
- madirish0
"ouch"
- Jnr_Madison0
Sounds like my attitude summed up in fine dining.
- TheBlueOne0
"This restaurant isn’t in the hospitality business. It’s in the attitude business, projecting an aloofness that permeated all of my meals there, nights of wine and poses for swingers on the make, cougars on the prowl and anyone else who values a sort of facile fabulousness over competent service or a breaded veal Milanese with any discernible meat."
Awesome.
- kelpie0
crackin review right enough. Bobby will be fuming
- ********0
The one I had one night was pounded so thin that the breading on top met the breading on the bottom without pausing for much of anything in between. A vegan could have made peace with it.
- ********0
ago? already past tense.
- lol********
- Rand am I above the salt again?********
- when did you sink below it?********
- and what does above the salt mean?********
- when salt was pricey it stayed within reach of the head of table or guest, if you were below salt you had to ask rather than reach for it.********
- than reach for it.********
- lol
- omgitsacamera0
too bad it couldnt have a happy ending like
- kelpie0
speaking of reviews, I think you guys might appreciate this:
http://www.amazon.com/review/R1L…
feel free to timeline, I haven't bothered checking if its old hat
- God knows it won't be deficit********
- "Of all the things to think, he never thought he'd think that."
- hahaha... nice find. Thanks.blaw
- God knows it won't be deficit
- Jnr_Madison0
This restaurant isn’t in the food business. It’s in the fuck you for coming here to eat business,
- TheBlueOne0
"I want that waiter dead. I want that bartender dead. I want that shylock restaurant reviewer dead. I want his family dead...dead.. dead. Do you hear me?!"
- omgitsacamera0
“It’s the special rack-of-lamb veal chop.”
- lol********
- that's the best bit, closely followed by the vegan linekelpie
- give that man a megaphone********
- It's the special organic rack-of-lamb fresh greensomgitsacamera
- lol
- stoplying0
That takes skill to write such a scathing review. Well done!
- I wonder if he made it up to his wine soaked companion?********
- I wonder if he made it up to his wine soaked companion?
- Stecchino0
The reviewer sounds like an ass. He probably walked in there with an attitude.
- ********0
if it was so poor, why did he go so many times?
- times critics always go many times, to be "fair"********
- Wondering the same thing. Sounds like he goes there all the time.nadnerb
- NYT pays the tab and "swingers on the make, cougars on the prowl" swingers????********
- times critics always go many times, to be "fair"