strippers as girlfriends
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- TheBlueOne0
Fun if temporary (a few weeks..maybe the summer) a real pain in the ass and not worth it for anything longer. Avoid especially if she lives with her mother or has kids. Especially if her name is Amber. Or Britney.
Now, it's not like I'm speaking from experience or anything. No sir.
For a stripper pickup tip, find out what nationality dominates your market and learn that language. A few years back, long before I was married of course, my smattering of Brazilian portuguese came in quite handy. Then the eastern europeans moved in and *nothing*.
- Them eastern Europeans ruined it for everyoneroundabout
- They're really not very fun...TheBlueOne
- kezza_20
Secrets place in Hammersmith is good for picking up lappers
- dconstrukt0
dont waste your time...
did it for 4 years... we lived together for 3.
sure she was super hot
sure she brought home friends for me to play with :-)
sure it was wild.
But she was a fucking headcase... like them all.
- +1organic_grid
- So...basically...you should do it for a few months to a few years and then get it together and dump her.Jaline
- "like them all" Like all strippers or like all women?flashbender
- proceed at your own risk. fun for a week or 2 but thats about it.dconstrukt
- TheBlueOne0
Also remember it's a shady business and hanging around strippers will bring you into contact with people you might not necessarily want to spend time with or be caught with under certain circumstances. It's really not worth it, but I'm old now, and don't go to such places anymore...so don't listen to me...
- did a strip club website once... nice!trooper
- doesn't this belong in the masturbation thread?rafalski
- ...haha, I did one too.
Also, the only stripper I've known was called Amber.mikotondria3
- sublocked0
dated many strippers.....fun for the sex, head game them before they can game you.
and please remember "you can't turn a ho into a housewife". follow my rules, strap up your jimmy, and you will be in for months of fun sex and adventures.
strippers always have the best pills too...
- ThePublics0
many? how did you pick them up?
- sublocked0
some tipping is ok...
i usually worked the "oh you're just talking to me because you want some cash" routine. some playful comments along those lines work wonders.
that, and i seem to have a knack for meeting them in nightclubs...