A less than half assed rant
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- rounce
I got arrested for posession on friday and I know I should have a "QBN Rant"(TM) but I just can't really be bothered. I'll NWA do it for me. Lazy, huh?
- NewElpaso0
yeah i got caught by a policeman - for peeing on a policeman
this big brother state - taking our liberties away...
- Totally man, you know your fucked when public urination on policemen is outlawed.rounce
- ayeNewElpaso
- you should have pretended you were pregnant, they would have had to offer their hat.skt
- What wonderful part of Londinium do you live in skt? I've not seen a policeman wearing a hat for ages, only stab proof vests.rounce
- ...stab proof vests.rounce
- yeah, and i doubt they would let you piss in them either.skt
- Piss proof vests?rounce
- piss proof trousers on order by HRM's finestNewElpaso
- 23kon0
how'd you get yourself arrested?
- wandering around london in the sunshine smoking a joint?
- going into a club with a stash in your pocket?
- random search cos you looked dodgy?
- bulletfactory0
here's a less than half-assed repl
- 7point340
would you say this is a 1/3 assed rant? 1/4?
how much ass real estate are we talking here?
perhaps a hair on a lumpy mole on the left cheek of your ass rant?
- 23kon0
how'd you get yourself arrested?
- wandering around london in the sunshine smoking a joint?
- going into a club with a stash in your pocket?
- random search cos you looked dodgy?
- rounce0
23kon (sorry about the long replay AS3's event dispatcher is giving me recursion overflow hassle(hoff)) - I was sitting in a secluded spot in Greenwich Park with a bunch of friends celebrating a mate's birthday, already having done a fair amount of coke and mdma in the wonderful sunshine. So seeing it was a (slightly) special occasion I decided to roll a cartoon size double longskin joint when these two party poopers (read: tossers) walk round the corner and some jizztart 'mates' who were there were all like "sam, sam theres police there" but I was too busy talking to some chick explaining the importance of joint aesthetics and how me and her should hook up. All of a sudden, I noticed these two cockbadgers standing over me so I put the joint to one side - these motherfuckers were sooo obviously looking to fill up some bullshit quota so I thought I'd give em a bit of fun - and proceeded to take the piss for about 20 mins while they searched me and took my details. It's a nasty feeling when you loose your weekend Q so pisstaking seemed like the only remedy at the time. The younger dude was alright and seemed like he was doing his job and seemed genuinely sorry about having to take it off me, so I didn't give him much bother but the other older bald fucker got ripped to shit, luckily it's never happened to me but I can't imagine getting laughed at by about 30 or so 17-25 year olds and even your own collegue chuckling at times is a very fun experience (probably like being an innercity secondary school teacher or something). So after a bit I got him to the point where I thought he was totally going to loose his rag and do some regrettable shit but sadly he just nicked me on some bullshit charge I've never even heard of that, as it turned out, they couldn't even hold me on when they got me to the station. So I guess it ended up a _draw_ (geddit?!?!?!11). Anyway, that's what happened.
- rounce0
I bet you wish I left it 'less than half assed'.