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- Llyod
I just saw an ex girlfriend on an episode of Rachel Ray. They redid her and her current boyfriend's apartment. She was showing a lot of cleavage and it looks like she got bigger implants.
- mg330
Rachel Ray: Yay or Nay?
- yay...i like a girl that can cook********
- those dunkin donuts commercials are annoying as fuckGreedoLives
- yay...i like a girl that can cook
- Llyod0
nay
- GreedoLives0
i thought rachel ray cooked?
- zaq0
Will of God http://www.google.com/search?q=w…
- doesnotexist0
haha rachael ray, we rebranded her packaging !
- ok_not_ok0
Giada De Laurentiis is the most edible chef on TV
- Her smile makes me horny.boobs
- her arms are too shortdoesnotexist
- Her head is also freakishly biglocustsloth
- i'd hit it.Gucci
- THAT smile looks fucking evil.
If she smiled like that in Asia, they'd be launching a missile strike against her.detritus - My wife calls her "bobble head"harlequino
- I agree with every negative thing in these notes.Point5
- locustsloth0
i heard this piece on NPR once that was basically comparing the Food Network to porn; Food Porn. Giata was the Jenna Jameson and Rachael was the girl next door. Interesting perspective.
Also, i've noticed Rachael is a big drinker. References drinking in almost every episode of the cooking shows- what does that make Nigella?Gucci
- John Holmes?MrOneHundred
- OSFA0
pics or it never happened!
- Llyod0
- This Christy...is she a goer? Does she go? She like photography? Wink wink, nudge, nudge...harlequino
- kult0
- TheBlueOne0
Wait...you were watching Rachel Ray? For godsakes why???!!
- ********0
nay
- harlequino0
I despise Rachel Ray with every inch of my being.
That said, I'd like to take this opportunity to revive my concept for a porn movie starring Rachel Ray and Lisa Loeb.
*shudders with delight
- BattleAxe0
pic or she's not your ex
- mangosnot0
I love Nigella- saw that comment up there too...
- she's SEXY!flashbender
- if she was a band I would list her in the underrated bands thread. I would also keep her in a glass case at home... ooh said too much...mangosnot
- madirish0
you watch rachel ray?
- harlequino0
Anthony Bourdain's rant on Rachel Ray:
"Complain all you want. It’s like railing against the pounding surf. She only grows stronger and more powerful. Her ear-shattering tones louder and louder. We KNOW she can’t cook. She shrewdly tells us so. So...what is she selling us? Really? She’s selling us satisfaction, the smug reassurance that mediocrity is quite enough. She’s a friendly, familiar face who appears regularly on our screens to tell us that “Even your dumb, lazy ass can cook this!” Wallowing in your own crapulence on your Cheeto-littered couch you watch her and think, “Hell...I could do that. I ain’t gonna...but I could--if I wanted! Now where’s my damn jug a Diet Pepsi?” Where the saintly Julia Child sought to raise expectations, to enlighten us, make us better--teach us--and in fact, did, Rachael uses her strange and terrible powers to narcotize her public with her hypnotic mantra of Yummo and Evoo and Sammys. “You’re doing just fine. You don’t even have to chop an onion--you can buy it already chopped. Aspire to nothing...Just sit there. Have another Triscuit...Sleep....sleep....”Rest of his now famous blog entry in which he pisses on the Food Network. Funny guy.
http://blog.ruhlman.com/ruhlmanc…- why does he hate freedom and the baby jesus so much?flashbender
- hey, it's YUM-O! not YUMMO!doesnotexist