online dating?
- Started
- Last post
- 51 Responses
- kelpie0
they're all harmless till you wake up in a hessian sack in an out of town cellar next to a box of medical equipment
- just sayinkelpie
- Do you want me to make a thread?Jaline
- ..or in a toilet bowl next to a dead goldfish.TheBlueOne
- do you want me to quote more RD Laing at you?kelpie
- haha blue onekelpie
- pffftt...trying to flaunt your intelligence...Jaline
- I'd prefer some Emerson actually..you know, self-reliant and iron hearted strings and all..TheBlueOne
- he was never as good with lake and palmerkelpie
- True...welcome back my friend to the show that never ends...TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
Seems like kelpie has some experience as well with a crazy ex...
- jevad0
Met some crazies, met some hotties, and met a few in between.
- A few crazies makes for great stories...TheBlueOne
- Crazy hotties are the best.boobs
- 2cents0
And here I thought I had dated the craziest woman in the world.
- tell us more...TheBlueOne
- Where do I start.2cents
- start from when you had relations with a girl for the first time...Jaline
- Yeah. What Jaline said.TheBlueOne
- When I played doctor in the cardboard house?2cents
- I married the craziest woman in the world.
But I'm OK.boobs
- Jaline0
I don't date. Give myself time, I guess...
- So, you're master of your domain then?TheBlueOne
- I can't say anything further.Jaline
- ..or is it just meaningless FB hookups on craigslist?TheBlueOne
- :)TheBlueOne
- :)
It's a mix of many things...Jaline - Jaline has a penis...neue75_bold
- so give her a hand everybodyphilipdrumman
- jaline has a penis!_salisae_
- She's Indian, and waiting for her parents to arrange everything?
Just guessing, and I'm a bad guesser...boobs - hhahaaahahJaline
- harlequino0
Since we're moving on to the ex-crazies...
I had one whom I had dated for a few months. Had a lot of laughs, were into each other. Suddenly, she chose to date a crazy transvestite over myself. He/she was also a known abuser and had several STDs. I felt great about myself.
Another, after she freaked out and split, continued to send me weird gifts in the mail almost daily. These included but were not limited to:
A big plastic gorilla
Wind-up, walking plastic sushi
A big Mr. Clean plastic doll
A plush squeaky hamburger
A toothbrush shaped like a leg- Awesome.TheBlueOne
- Nuts!Jaline
- haha
do you still have the items?
Tara - some of them. :)
harlequino - ok which ones?
Tara - Sounds like she sent you shit she found by the edge of the road.boobs
- Sushi and Mr. Clean I still have.harlequino
- philipdrumman0
Real men never date, they hang
- landock0
i know 3 people who met their wife on dating sites. I don't know if that just means my friends are depressingly sad but it works out for some folks.
- 7point340
i met my ex online
i now have a wonderful son
and a not so wonderful child support payment- TRUE STORY!7point34
- Odd how those two things often go together....TheBlueOne
- Yikes!philipdrumman
- eeshcreative-
- So, why are you feeling out that wee boy on your profile? You've got your hand utterly up his crotch?boobs
- joqui0
yes... costs way to much time...
- PIITB0
dude I've been on eHarmony for a couple of months and Ive never had so many dates. seriously. I don't care what most people think its a great way to meet potential bitches for a little PIITB.
- hiatus0
I have. And its not that bad, but dont lower your standards. LOSERS jk!
Seriously though, been with my gf year and half, could be the one!! Went on a couple so-so dates. Suck face here and there. Dont knock it till you try it!!
- dconstrukt0
what have you done thats worked?
like what kind of emails did you send?
lol
- epete220
bar flys arent any better. just watch out for creep crawlies
- wendog0
it works...put up professional pics and your gold...also, first date is always something low key and in a public place - like coffee or lunch
- honest0
I think I went through the whole book, fat, thin, blonde, brunette, red, crazy, boring, then this amazing Belarusian nurse head-hunted me and flew over, but turned out to have an agenda.
I eventually called it quits but I would call it "proactive blind dating" how's that?
My wife tracked me down since I was on a hotmail database and chatted through MSN.
- acescence0
i posted an ad on craigslist once that was just brutally honest, not trying to play it up at all, something like i ride my skateboard all day and smoke lots of weed and hang out with my cat. i got a few haha you're funny responses, and then one from this cute little vietnamese girl who said she was looking around "for her friend" and had posted an ad trying to find her a date. anyway, she came over to my apartment a few days later, which i found quite shocking. we drank two bottles of pink champagne and had crazy sex. we had a pretty intense sexual relationship for a few months, goddamn was she a demon in the sack, but she seemed pretty emotionally detached. she had this crazy story about being abandoned on the side of the road as a child, then adopted by a couple from the midwest u.s., and grew up in a place where she was the only asian person anyone from there had ever seen. then one day she came over and i told her i was moving to new york. she wouldn't answer my calls or emails after that and i haven't talked to her since.