moment in work stupidity
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- 7point340
not my stupidity but the stupidity of a programmer at a place i used to work. a real intellectual, he for some reason though it would be funny to name all of his fucntions with really vulgar and moronic words.
i don't remember any of them specifically but basically picture stuff like
"function EatMyAss {}
function SuckMyBigCock {}"well it was for a rather big client. i think comcast and i guess the dipshit didn't think anyone would see the code. well my boss ahd a meeting with them and is showing them what the code does and what it looks like and i think one of the contacts was a woman, and my boss opens up the code and there's SuckMyCock {} and StupidWhore {} all over the place.
needless to say the guy got reamed
- gramme0
I have done so many stupid things in my career. Somehow I have a great job at a firm with great clients.
- ********0
your looking at one right now
- ********0
i'm perfect at what i do now but a few years ago i was a security guard and would work night shifts in construction sites and business buildings and one night i was super baked at like 3am,, just smoked some real good weed and didn't know it was that good, so I took my shoes off and tie and untucked my tie and started wandering around the site. i walked by a door and saw one of the super visors drive by and without thinking i walked outside to get his attention thinking i was doing my job properly, but he didn't see me and i realized i was outside with no shoes and a tshirt and didn't have my keys. he was just driving around and came around again seeing me standing outside the door like that. luckily he was one of the good guys and just laughed at me and wrote me up with like a "not in proper uniform" thing then let me in. i think he knew what was going on and just didn't care, made his night easier to not deal with it i'm sure.
- 7point340
went into a convenience store one night at like 3 in the morning asking if they sold tools. i was drunk as fuck. don't remember if i was high. and my friend and i were going to steal a street sign but we lacked the proper tools to get it off. the woman behind the desk looked like she had probably been working there since she was 15, 45 years ago and also looked like she was missing a few chromosomes. i walked in and she just stared at me. so i ask if she sold tools here. she keeps staring and says no. so i say do you know of any hardware stores around here? without missing a beat, and completely unamused she says, "not any that are open this time of night"
completely pwned. completely.
i must have really been drunk to be slower than an inbred hillbilly, haha damn
- SigDesign0
Once I had this crappy job designing loan forms for a credit union. There was some contest in the office between the men and the women (i don't remember what it was). But, in their email they said the "feminine" employees won. So, I thought I was just sending an email back to my friend and cohort, saying: "feminine employees? Who lost?" We joked about most of the guys being a bit feminine there (we weren't very masculine either). Anyway, I accidentally sent it to the human resources manager. So, we went to her office and deleted the email off her computer, but my friend accidentally hit delete ALL...so it was taking forever, since she had never deleted anything. We got out of there and ran into her on the way out, so we asked her about the insurance and tried to stall while the files deleted.
Never heard from her about it... we had to quit that job, because we made a macro to punch us in and out without us being there...another mistake.