moment in work stupidity
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went into a convenience store one night at like 3 in the morning asking if they sold tools. i was drunk as fuck. don't remember if i was high. and my friend and i were going to steal a street sign but we lacked the proper tools to get it off. the woman behind the desk looked like she had probably been working there since she was 15, 45 years ago and also looked like she was missing a few chromosomes. i walked in and she just stared at me. so i ask if she sold tools here. she keeps staring and says no. so i say do you know of any hardware stores around here? without missing a beat, and completely unamused she says, "not any that are open this time of night"
completely pwned. completely.
i must have really been drunk to be slower than an inbred hillbilly, haha damn