Women with children
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- PonyBoy
... all want me lately.
wtf?... show a touch of success... get a little gray in your beard and suddenly I'm 'faux-daddy' material?
Nah Uh.
- TheBlueOne0
Take advantage while you can.
- al_la0
To be frank, I think I am getting more and more attracted to that kind of woman. They have that little something...
- yeah, a little personkelpie
- yeah but you touch one, and you have to sign on the register for life.JOSF
- youre growing up and want have kids of your owndrgs
- stretch marks?skt
- EXPERIENCE!!adamm
- :Oal_la
- bladder weakness?skt
- sex driveJaline
- desperation.Raniator
- benefits!kelpie
- (of the government kind)kelpie
- seriously though, women peak at 30. ATTACK!Jaline
- Yeah, but it's a 10-15 year 'peak'. No rush.blaw
- yeah, there's a rush : gravity law.
So, HURRYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!
go get that milf!al_la - That's even better, blaw.Jaline
- Jaline0
MILF!!!!
- Raniator0
'Wizards sleeve' springs to mind...
- Milky_joe0
MILK!!!!...F
- neue75_bold0
I'm more interested in the kids...
- Do you wear glasses?
Are you skinny?
Pervy?
Creepy?Jaline - Did you move to the Netherlands because they have less strict porno and sex laws?Jaline
- check, check, check, check, just like an indie band...neue75_bold
- Pervert! Is Gary Glitter your hero?Raniator
- well, he IS the canadian woody allen...kelpie
- * shrugs uncomfortablyneue75_bold
- you're cool with me...Jaline
- hahahahflavorful
- haha!!PonyBoy
- Do you wear glasses?
- OSFA0
- POW! In the blink of an eye. The middle one that is...Raniator
- I'd like to wrap her legs around my head and use her as a feedbagBattleAxe
- perfection!OSFA
- Steady soldier, there is no need for chat like that around here...Raniator
- Wonder if she'd let me PIITB though...Raniator
- ba-BAM!!! Blamo!!! POW!!!! SNAP!!!!... ouch ouch ouch ouch... *sigh... wow.PonyBoy
- i just love her stripy dress.moth
- moth... how is hell these days? :DPonyBoy
- hahaha, mothJaline
- Took the words right out of my keyboard there moth, hahah.flavorful
- haha pony, it's been long since I last spat on my keyboard!!!rafalski
- flashbender0
Dude. run. women with children != good times.
(the exclamation means 'not')
- You'd think they'd teach programming in grammar school by the year 2000, wouldn't you?rafalski
- gramme0
keep yer mitts off my wife, corn-pone.
- nib1010
at least you can tell they put out
- Cherry0
hello
- mrdobolina0
you better get over it and start getting with women with kids.
- szymon_k0
Like my crazy rugby friend always says. They did it once they'll do it again.
- sublocked0
i have the same issue. but as nib101 says, at least you know they fuck. just use a condom and dont meet the children.