GF's 21st.
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- Jaline0
chossy would probably say something about metaphorical snakes and sexual intercourse (but in a much funnier way). I would say...go with that. Unless you guys haven't yet. Forget what I said.
- There's only one snake, and it's kept in the cage at the moment.Mojo
- gotchaJaline
- Thanks for the laugh though, I've got a sore throat so ever laugh hurt immensely! They were worth it though.Mojo
- 18 months?!?@#!********
- we believe in sex after marriage :)Mojo
- Look, I don't know you. But she probably only believes that with you and not anyone else.********
- Okay that came out incredibly harsh. I'd say I'm sorry but I'm obviously not, I just realized my comment was abrasive.********
- It's actually refreshing to hear. Don't think I would do it, but..yeah. It's your personal business.Jaline
- @flavorful, I hear ya. But no, you don't know either of us. Your comment is fine, don't worry.Mojo
- YOU DONT HAVE TO WATCH YOUR BACK THIS EVENING.
Mojo - Hahah, thanks. I really hate ... GET OFF MY SHOULDER!!! * paws at invisible Mojo *********
- citizen_h0
21 special treats along a route in a lovely town/city is a WINNER mate...seriously
- Jaline0
^ Yeah, if she's not a big fan of presents, maybe you could surprise her with something small during each stop of your trip.
- citizen_h0
Alternatively give her the one things she really longs for....
- Mojo0
She's into prettier clothes and stuff these days, but when I met her (18-19) she looked a bit more skatier.
- liveforever0
give her an I O U
should give u enough time to figure the equation for cold fusion
she'll love it- haha, genius - the problem is I am not. So I can't work out the equasion for cold fusion.Mojo
- creativeworld0
I read something a while ago which i thought was pretty cool - a guy made up a custom designed label for his partners favourite drink and then filled the whole fridge full of it (top to bottom and door space) with all the custom labels facing forward. Let your partner just come home, open the fridge and reach for a cool bottle/can of her favourite beverage only to find a special version just for her... It'll last weeks/months and gives you an opportunity to use that creativity ;)
also +1 for the jewellery.
- freeskihp0
a 40 of OE
- neue75_bold0
really surprised nobody said PIITB yet... pleasantly actually...
- ok, was wrong, it's there, of course, it's always there...neue75_bold
- At least you didn't say, "a gift for you and her!", which is a complete lie.Jaline
- * shrugs uncomfortablyneue75_bold
- 7point340
syphilis
it's the gift that keeps on giving
- BattleAxe0
Ha, reminds me of the time , me lady hit the 2 1 ,
I got her what to this day is now the worst gift I have ever gave her ,
I bought her a bunch of girly liquors , when she opened and saw what it was , just her expression , I knew i should have gone with the puppy
- joseprieto0
u are in england? take her to paris!
- good idea, wallet currently empty .. we'll see how the next 2 months go.Mojo
- nib1010
I know you said you've made loads of mixtapes etc, but have you done one of all the number one's for each birthday every year since birth?
She may not like the songs but should appreciate the effort, then badabing...you get your present!
- univers0
I took my girlfriend to Vegas to see the Spice Girls. It was the ultimate sacrifice on my part! Now she is hooked for ever since I made those physical sacrifices. I don't know about you but my head almost exploded twice.
- Oh, shit. i would've loved you for that one. Spice Girls were everything to my friends and I in middle school.Jaline
- :) — I owed her a lot she has taken me to the last Indi F1 Race. Her head almost exploded.univers
- haha mate, dunno how you did that. But, you can wear man thongs now and still be manly. Good job.Mojo
- haha, it's great though. Compromising. It's better when both like it, but what can you do.Jaline
- How does any guy enjoy the spice girls. Minus the Trany Spice Boys that were in the front row.univers
- There is a lot of shitty music out. So you never know what kinds of things guys are into.Jaline
- I mean, my friends went to see the Spice Girls, not just for the music, but for the nostalgia.Jaline
- Mojo0
Oh, I just remembered she asked me to design her 21st invite too .. goatse
- DanaScully0
get her wasted..
that's what being 21 is all about
and if it isn't her thing,
make it her thing and get her wastedddddddd