Once Upon a Time...
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- ********0
he stole gandalf's moves and very impressive white robe.
- CALLES0
dont forget the legolas ears
- 7point340
"this elfin porridge is butt-awful, me thinks!" he would squeal. running nude through the
- YAYPaul0
igloo he had out back. People always wondered
- kona0
what the screams were coming from the trunk of his car, but they would only last for a week or so then
- 7point340
they go back to wondering if phineas Q. cunderbottom was his given birth name or a stage name from back when he
- YAYPaul0
was fired from a thai lady like a ping pong ball in the circus
- 7point340
or at least that's what the crack addicts and vagrants who inhabited the alleyway used to call it. "the circus." the dead rat they tied to the old phone wire was "the trapeze artist" and the raving derelict who shoved pigeons up his ass was known among his friends as "clown car"
- ********0
he looked like this
- kona0
expect more feminine, like lloyd, who happens to be
- ********0
showing a bit in his age though. He continually stays true to the night time regiment of soaking in a vat of lard which helps with the stretch marks and varicose veins. He doesn't mind the skin tabs and rosacea, he thinks it gives off a distinguished
- Ramanisky20
there once was a lady who lived in a shoe .. she had so many kids her uterus fell out ....
- you totally just destroyed the flow Ram.********
- i knowRamanisky2
- you guys are so fast at typingRamanisky2
- and I'm an idiot who missed the point of the thread .. my badRamanisky2
- hahahahahahaha********
- you totally just destroyed the flow Ram.
- YAYPaul0
Being woken from a dream about the most wondrous circus that had ever been formed by a strange randomness that seemed to seep in like misplaced words was quite frankly rather annoying.
The little gnome loved only one thing more than a dream about the circus
- Mojo0
AND THEN EVERYONE DIED AND WE ALL WENT BACK TO WORK.
- Mojo0
"Oh, it was all a dream!"