Once Upon a Time...
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- CALLES
GO!!!
lets do a story... yes this is how bored i am
ok
Where were we
Once Upon a Time......
- ********0
I knew a man named Bill Perkins...
- grunttt0
and he loved him some motherfucking pickles!
- ********0
his heavy scotch laden breathing juxtaposed nicely with his torture basement and collection of midget clown porn.
- 7point340
he seemed like a simple man. no one would have guessed their quiet neighbor had a penchant for freakish midget pornography. in fact he kept so much to himself the only indication he was ever home, were those rare, cool summer nights when he left his windows open and you could hear john mayer streaming faintly down the street.
- grunttt0
...and the occasional pig squeal.
- CALLES0
it is said that he would dress the poor unfortunate midget that would wind up in he's dungeon like The Wizard of Oz Munchkins
- neue75_bold0
kona was funny...
- are we writing fiction because i was never funny.kona
- that's not true, but a very prompt response none-the-less, kudos for that...neue75_bold
- midget loving bill perkins narrative derailed!7point34
- i'm too funny and not serious enough, then i'm too serious and not funny enough. what do you fuckers want from me?kona
- heh heh.kona
- the pic of you with ball gag was good... lets have more of that... er... wait7point34
- shhh... dont remind him!CALLES
- sorry dude, didn't mean to hurt your feelings, was a comment made in jest with a bit of truth...neue75_bold
- but fyi - I expect nothing from anyone...neue75_bold
- locustsloth0
Then, donning a Lion outfit, Mr. Perkins would circle his poor diminutive prisoners, eventually "eating" them. That is, untill one day...
- madirish0
...he exploded.
- HAHAHAHlocustsloth
- lolCALLES
- well that was anticlimactic hahahaha THE END7point34
- CALLES0
All upon their face! but one day... one brave munchkin
- kona0
named calles ruined the story by
- ********0
interjecting his passion for pre-op trannies
- kona0
one-legged pre-op trannies to be precise but who's
- ********0
splitting hairs off a freshly waxed thai woman of the night.
- locustsloth0
"Not i" said the midget in green
- kona0
dishwashing gloves as he mowed his front lawn
- 7point340
gnome's scruffy beards. bring me a roll of toilet paper and this mornings coffee. 2 sugars, post haste!!!
- ********0
After his morning coffee, he had to get pretty for his meeting with dedtric, where they would
- kona0
sit around arguing about who is the more powerful of the two wizards, dedtric would usually win only beacause
- YAYPaul0
he came wearing his cape and hat, really you'd think