yo mama
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- TaylorB0
ahhh... let 'em roll...
- Duffer0
yo mama is so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
- asspop0
yo mama is so fat she wakes up in sections
- CALLES0
someone said obama 08?
- asspop0
Yo mama so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
- dibec0
Yo Mama So Ugly, we had to tie a steak round her neck so the dogs would play with her.
- dibec0
Yo Mama So Ugly, Tony Blair moved Halloween to her birthday.
- asspop0
Yo mama head is so small that she got her ear pierced and died
- dibec0
Yo Mama So Ugly, minutes after she was born her Mother shouted 'What a treasure!" and her Poppa said "Yes, now let's go and bury her...
- ephix0
im sure these jokes are archived on the internet already.
- moamoa0
Yo Mama is your Daddy
- dibec0
yep they are.
- harlequino0
Yo mama's so fat that when put on her BVDs they spell boulevard.
- asspop0
yo mama is so fat she uses tampons to clean her ears
- harlequino0
Yo mama got so much hair under her arm, it look like she got Buckwheat in a headlock.
- trooper0
yo mama so fat her pant size is equator
- 7point340
yo mama is so fat CERN discontinued the hadron project when they found her ass already contained a black hole.
- Eww! Hahaharlequino
- i went for topical and horrid7point34
- utopian0
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant.
- kupia0
yo momma so fat when she goes to the movies she sits next to EVERYBODY
- kupia0
yo momma so fat when she halls ass she makes two trips