Just Won't Do It
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- mg33
Chocolate fountain, for starters. Never.
You?
- Llyod0
Lemon sprinkler?
- sherman0
is it poo related?
- mg330
The crux of this thread is basically the integrity demolishing things you flat out forbid yourself from doing, with yourself, a loved one, anyone.
- mg330
Seriously, the thought alone just makes me want to roll up in a ball and disintegrate.
- ********0
wear underpants
- mg330
Also, karaoke.
- Mellimelvin0
Butt sex... because that's where poop comes from!
- MrOneHundred0
Dance in public. I used to do it, and I will boogie like a spastic with my kids, but in public – forget it.
- I can't either.Jaline
- It just seems so pointless, so I can’t really get serious about it.MrOneHundred
- I love dance, but I mainly like watching professionals, like in dance competitions.Jaline
- add me to the list, I don't dance in front of 2 or more people.********
- brains0
I agree, I don't know why, but I think dancing at a club looks so fucking ridiculous.
- Too many “raver” connotations.MrOneHundred
- yes, no dancing. Rule #1********
- mg330
I'm with you on dancing. Won't do it. Choreographed dancing, as it were, lessons, whatever - my girlfriend wanted to do it once and I just flat out denounced it. Not a chance.
I told her, however, that I would learn to tango for our wedding someday. I mean, really learn it well and just blow some minds. But not until then.
- Tango is good, club dancing, and hipsters dancing is just.. so.. contrived? I don't know.brains
- Apparently a lot of people find it "fun"brains
- Both my kids LOVE the tango. Most popular dance at our house, but not in public.MrOneHundred
- designer4rent0
scratching ones private parts.
- Nah, I don’t have a problem with that.
* unzipsMrOneHundred
- Nah, I don’t have a problem with that.
- mrdobolina0
can't think of anything...
- figures.MrOneHundred
- fractionsmrdobolina
- get over ya self.designer4rent
- I can’t do fractions in public or private. I don’t have the cognitive capacity.MrOneHundred
- ease.mrdobolina
- horton0
my asshole is def out-of-bounds
- mg330
Thought of another:
Hookahs. Yeah.Right.Never.
- threadpost0
drive a minivan
vote for a republican
give up beer
dance in public (good one)
- CyBrain0
Karaoke
- unless drunkdesigner4rent
- Is there any other physical state in which one can de Karaoke?MrOneHundred