Jini Hendrix Sex Tape
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- vrmbr0
Jini?
- 7point340
are you kidding? this targets 2 key demographics:
1. people that will suck up anything that even remotely allows them to live vicariously through an artists life. (ie, kurt cobain's personal notebooks)
2. people that are obsessed with watching celebrity sex tapes.
spread it on!
- i know what i'm spending my stimulus check on!!!7point34
- vrmbr0
Jini?
- vrmbr0
JINI??
- CALLES0
jini?
- Jnr_Madison0
Jini?
- vrmbr0
jini?
- CALLES0
so who is this jini chick anyways?
- vrmbr0
Jini will be born on the 1st of the year 1PC
- lvl_130
Jini™ technology is a service oriented architecture that defines a programming model which both exploits and extends Java™ technology to enable the construction of secure, distributed systems consisting of federations of well-behaved network services and clients. Jini technology can be used to build adaptive network systems that are scalable, evolvable and flexible as typically required in dynamic computing environments.
Jini is designed to help developers deal with The Eight Fallacies of Distributed Computing. Jini offers a number of powerful capabilities such as service discovery and mobile code.
The term Jini refers to both a set of specifications and an implementation; the latter is referred to as the Jini Starter Kit. Both the specifications and the Starter Kit have been released under the Apache 2.0 license and have been offered to the Apache Software Foundation's Incubator.
- Jnr_Madison0
Did you mean Jini?
- ukit0
Jin made a sex tape?
- vrmbr0
Welcome to Jini Planet! This page is my repository for links, tips, and information on Sun's JiniTM distributed computing platform. I've been doing Jini development since mid-1998 at Xerox PARC, and am the author of Core Jini, published by Prentice Hall. This page is an attempt at summarizing some lessons I've learned, as well as a place to collect bug fixes and errata for the book.
- TheBlueOne0
Fuck you, Jini.
- 7point340
is this somehow a record post? it's shot to 34 in a matter of maybe a minute... haha not to mention nearly all responses are "jini?"
- vrmbr0
The word "Jini" means "the devil" in Kiswahili - the most widely spoken language in East Africa.
- CALLES0
if robin williams did the voice over i want to see it... he was hilarious
- vrmbr0
tape must be here
