How British People Speak
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"hmmmm.– Spookyhome1/3
This is how I imagine British people speak..."- Jaline
Jaline, you really have to get out and see something of the world if you have never yet heard a British person speak. I have heard a Canadian speak. It was on a documentary aboot driving big lorries in snow and how hard it is to do that. So come on Jaine, put the education channel on and watch a programme about British farmers growing chips or something.
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- Drno0
*hmmmm should I fail this or just let it slide*
- ukit0
Brit prejudice - it's everywhere, and growing. Awareness helps fight the problem. Let's get the wood out.
- BattleAxe0
loik dis
- Jaline0
The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.
And...maybe using "I" and "me" instead of "you".
- creative-0
Deserves it's own thread but in the spirit of resurrecting this thread, enjoy this nugget:
- moamoa0
German school:
Topic 1 / Lesson 1
Hi, I am Ben from Dover.
- Ben Dover
Bend Over.******** - this pervert teachers uuhhhmoamoa
- que?flashbender
- Ben Dover
- chossy0
I got good talking.
- ukit0
i hear they like to take the piss while eating fish and chips
- ukit0
in Britdom, pussy is fanny and fanny is pussy. It's very confusing.
- No, actually, lots of people say "pussy" to mean fanny as well...Jaline
- so they are trannies? CALLES should go there.flashbender
- ukit0
They talk about buggering things a lot too. This may be related.
- creative-0
German school:
Topic 2 / Lesson 1
Hi, I am Ben Dover's friend, Phil McCavity.- that was Top 3 tztztzmoamoa
- lol@ the german tz.flashbender
- ********0
easy:
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Uthis be a duck doing the ta-daa.
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"I live in York"
Oay leeven yawq!
- gramme0
git you right tae...
Oh wait, that's Scottish. Glaswegian, precisely.
- creative-0
I can't read and I can't write but that don't really matter,
'cause I come from the Westcountry and I can drive a traktor.- try spelling it correctly instead of driving it...... *slaponewhoslaps
