How British People Speak
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- gramme0
- er thats scottish?designer4rent
- And Scottish isn't British?detritus
- FAIL********
- designer4rent0
Well I'm british.
- ********0
- Brilliant********
- I was never much of a Bo-selecta fan but that is fuggin ace!Spilt-Milk
- Brilliant
- ********0
Fuck off you cunt
- agreed roundabout! hey I'm form gravesend originally
designer4rent
- agreed roundabout! hey I'm form gravesend originally
- akrokdesign0
to speed up the process. (here's clarkson)
- akrokdesign0
- GWAAANSOME
+1******** - but that's a Dutch car in front of a German fourth Reich banner?detritus
- +1 FAILonewhoslaps
- and that cat is from Afghanistan.********
- HELL YAH!akrokdesign
- GWAAANSOME
- Jaline0
Americans don't like the monarchy but it really doesn't affect Canadians much. Plus, sometimes it's nice to say that we have a "Queen"...
- you are a queen... oh wait, you're a girl so that's not really funny.flashbender
- have her she's all yours!designer4rent
- thanks!Jaline
- 7point340
we think it's silly, especially since the monarchy has all but reduced to a figurehead.
W on the other hand, now THAT's a leader i can respect...
wait...
but theres an election soon, so it'll all be be sorted unless of course the democrats destroy each other....
and there's still the aborted economy...
oh fucky bollocks, rub me down with some porridge, custard and a spot of tea, i'm movin ta england
- rafalski0
AFAIK the Queen actually has governing power in Commonwealth countries, ie. she sent a Governor to Australia during a political crisis in the 70's.
I used to think conserving British Monarchy was a laughable idea. Now I think it is a very wise concept. Monarchies functioned well during roughly 90% of the history of countries. Democracy as we know it today is a pretty modern idea and the ancient ones have failed.
By keeping the Monarchy the British have a plan B for when democracy fails again.- Not only that, it prevents having 300 greedy politicians who behave like kings.********
- She didn't send a governor to Australia in the 70s. She doesn't have *real* power in Australia...ribit
- Not only that, it prevents having 300 greedy politicians who behave like kings.
- ********0
innit
- ukit0
oi
- ********0
Fucking hav it mate, right hav it, na what I mean, toss it up.
- ukit0
ya daft cunt
- ********0
Good heavens, it's raining.
- Anees0
IZZIT?
- ********0
Blimey, can you shut those blinkers for me, bloke?
- Ive never heard bloke at the end of a sentence like that, its usually mate. Bloke is used more like 'he's a nice bloke'********
- although thats at the end of a sentence lol, but im sure any english people here would agree this sounds odd********
- sounds odd to me too - and i'm not even native to english. (god bless dictionaries, ahah).********
- Fail!designer4rent
- Ive never heard bloke at the end of a sentence like that, its usually mate. Bloke is used more like 'he's a nice bloke'
- ********0
Just bloody do it and Bob's your uncle.