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- 7point340
sorry i cant make it. saturday is my monthly WoW party at casa de jawks (mom's basement. but its cool, i can like totally latch the door so she cant get down here)
i'd reschedule but you know how seriously these WoW players take their gaming. you should come some time. it can be quite a hoot. haha, i'm laughing as i type this but once, i got dared to dress up like my character in the game (i'm a level 44 female elfin huntress) so you can see how amusing that was. i have pics if you want to see.
- chossy0
Should have said.
"I'm funny ha ha at dinners and my cock jokes are fully ace yo!, also attach a photo of the end of your cock but real cloase up and say imagine this going bam bam bam bam bam bam bam bam right at your kisser, come on baby don't dare say it's not the shieesse yo!"
on a side note what do you guys say for 'the shit',?
is it "Kuppersbuscht" perhaps?..........
- SteveJobs0
might as well have called her:
Jawks: Hi, uh, this is jawks. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679 -
[the machine beeps]
Jawks: Hi, Girl, this is Jawks again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -
[the machine beeps]
Jawks: [Jawks calls back; the machine picks up again]
Jawks: 213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
[hangs up]
Jawks: [Jawks walks away from the phone... then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]
Jawks: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry.... This is Jawks.
[hangs up]
Jawks: [Jawks calls back, the machine picks up again]
Jawks: Hi, Girl, this is Jawks. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -
[the machine beeps]
Jawks: Fuck!
[Jawks calls back, gets the machine again]
Jawks: Uh, Girl? Jawks. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months -
Girl: [picks up] Jawks?
Jawks: [very cheerful] Girl? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?
Girl: Don't ever call me again.
[hangs up]
Jawks: Wow. I guess you're home.
- madirish0
YOU CANNOT COME TO MY PARTY!!!!
- CALLES0
i feel like i'm surrounded by Nºoß's
PICS and we will tell you what to do
- CALLES0
hey I'm the one doing a 5 miles bike race tonight after drinking a keg for two hous and who ever win get a 50$ tab and the chance or riding back drunki!
- Llyod0
Jawks, jawks, jawks...
You should have consulted with myself or a member of the QBN Handsome Club. Here's the solution:
Lay some pipe inside a good friend of her and do a very very good job of it. She will then want what she threw away.-Llyod xo
- do you normally hug and kiss men, Lloyd? totally cool, just wondering...madirish
- only when it's your momLlyod
- Always looking for Amanda Hugginkiss.harlequino
- chossy0
I'm fully having a fancy dress party soon :D as these are best type of party in the world ever!!!! I'm going to grow my tash in get a black turtle neck long sleeved top (skin tight). Brown chords, nice thin silver buckled belt a medium sized st christopher cross necklace and then I'll face tan myself up a bit so I look like a right SA :D then when I greet people over my threshold I will call them all either bendecko or cabron.