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- jawks
I just sent this flirty email out to an insanely hot chick inviting me to her party a few weeks back:
Me: "I'm so sorry. As it turns out, i'll be away on Saturday 5th so you'll have to do the housewarming without me. How could I possibly make this up to you? How about dinner? I'm a real hoot at dinners. Friday? Next weekend?
Her: "No problemo, we'll survive without ya. Have a good trip!"
I was semi-joking, but she couldn't possibly know that.
Cold .....
- SteveJobs0
pWnd.
- ukit0
Ouch
- GreedoLives0
aren't you in hot water with the wife already? consider yourself lucky, that's one less temptation for your poor judgement.
- That was the "all in good fun" part. I wouldn't actually go through with it, but she didn't know that.jawks
- monkeyshine0
"a real hoot..." no!!!! say it ain't so. you didn't!
- 7point340
again i must offer my wisdom:
- Leigh0
thats a blow out!!
- ********0
*Copies post and sends to Jawk's wife who is already upset for going to the bar with his ex and getting a DUI.
- harlequino0
shoulda said "I'm a real hoor at dinners"
- OSFA0
Ouchie... that WAS cold. Who cares dude, u still git jaline.
- Point50
a.) she didn't read the whole email and just replied to the first sentence
b.) she read the whole email and was at a loss for words
c.) she red the whole email then replied as if she didn't read the whole email.
- zaq0
- SteveJobs0
i'm a real hoot... Mmmm-Hmmmm...
- chossy0
basically she thinks your a bozo,
saying "we'll get on fine without ya" means "shit I sent you that message but I actually think you look like a horse in a man costume"
I think you should make love to your wife.
- 4040
You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.
- kona0
dayam! that's cold dude. one thing you should always remember, don't shit where you eat. i avoid flirting with anyone where i work like the plague, and in fact, just to be safe, i avoid it altogether just because i'm an idiot. ::)
- < AH, and a mutant with two sets of eyes apparently.kona
- yeah kona, but he's talking about flirting with girls, not other men... ;)OSFA
- oh... OH. yeah my bad.kona
- *throws brick at osfa's name on screenkona
- Can't help it... Just the way I am. Employees are a no-no. Clients are yes-yes. (this one falls inbetween, sorta)jawks
- ha ha kona that brick comment was funny :)chossy
- i hear ya jawks.kona
- haha!OSFA
- i guess the thing here on out of town client meetings is a night at the strip club. manditory. a yes - yes too.kona
- hmmm
http://www.nrbinc.co…OSFA - you magnificent bastardkona
- haha!kona
- ninjasavant0
freak her out, reply with:
"the hell you will . . ."
that might cross a line though.
- ********0
Your e-mail should have read like this:
Dear Jerk,
I wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with you or your jerk friends. You can all go burn in hell at your fucking party because I could give a fuck all. I'm being for realsies. Seriously on a Saturday? You live in the fucking boonies you twat, I would show up just to laugh at all you miserable twats but it would be about a 25 minute drive back into the city to have actual fun, with my actual friends.
Take me off this list, and any future list that has anything to do with you, you dirty pirate hooker.
Loves and Kisses,
JawksP.S. I wasn't being for realises, I'd love nothing more but I'm going to be out of town. Thanks for the invite, we should bang heads when I get back though, I'd love to see your place!
- editor0
"I'm a real hoot at dinners."
LOL.
- kona0
"I'm a real wing ding doodle at dinners" might actually have been better.