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- Spookytim0
caput58, Are you a recent arrival to QBN?
- tank020
its already been posted a few times..in qbn jargon: timeline
- ahh. ok. i should apologize then? ok. sorry...caput58
- Aaaw, it's ok *cuddle*thismanslife
- caput580
so, what else should i know apart form a "half a timeline tree"?
- Spookytim0
Ah, okay... was going to explain what tank02 already did. The idea is to use Filter (Search) to check the archive before posting vids, pics, links, stories etc. The reality is that the Filter function doesn't seem to ever find anything anyway (in my experience), so just post it anyway, and laugh in the faces of all the little Qbanos who rush in to try and smash your windows with endless shouts of "TIMELINE".
- Spookytim0
"so, what else should i know apart form a "half a timeline tree"?"
Lots. But it will all makes sense in time. Primarily you should take on board that this can be a very harsh place, with lots of criticisms, personal insults, attacks on your work, your beliefs, your lifestyle... almost everything will anger someone on here, and there are some very crazy people on here.
If you can withstand the snipers though without getting upset, you'll be fine. If you get angry, its like drops of blood in shark infested waters.
Its frequently very funny, a good resource for info and advice, rife with in-jokes that come and go, and worth sticking with until the stonings stop and the pain subsides.
- mimeartist0
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- caput580
anyway, this is a good source for information as long as I don't post outdated stuff and get bashed in a second... i guess.
- Spookytim0
Dear Creative,
You have failed. What is worse you have failed whilst trying to timeline a noob. This is beyind unforgivable. This is tantamount to something that legal and ethical institutions are yet to conjure a word for.
Please, go now into the void, wander for eternity in the blizzard of empytness.
- creative-0
Haha, I was just trying to perfect the Timeline Tree but failed miserably. I shall now go and parade naked so that the locals can throw eggs at my nuts
- caput580
I see. Self humiliation is also in the jargon...
- Spookytim0
Thats the other option. The guidebook states this transgression earns you, and I quote...
".. an eternity spent wandering in the blizzard of emptyness, or for a slightly more refreshing punishment, the plaintive may opt to parade naked while local people throw eggs at their nuts (male plaintives only)"
- blaw0
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- Spookytim0
Self humiliation is, in my experience, a very good way of dissuading people from bothering to take you seriously. It allows you to get away with so much more. Its my KungFu.
By the way, don't write posts as long as I do. Nobody reads long posts. I skew the median word count data considerably with my epics nonsense.
(tldr = too long, didn't read).
- caput580
and my girlfreind makes a wicked chraime (just had some, a perfect Saturday afternoon)...
- caput580
OK. my girlfriend says her recipe is better, so here goes:
1. White fish fillets (any kind)
2. Cilantro leaves
3. 3 Red Peppers
4. 10 Garlic Cloves
5. Green Fresh Chilli Pepper
6. Salt (according to your taste)
7. Black Pepper (according to your taste)
8. Oriental Cumin (Large Spoon)
9. Turmaric (Half a tea spoon)
10. Sweet Pepper (two large spoons)
11. 1/2 a cup of Oil (or Olive Oil if you wish)
12. 2 cups of water
13. A touch of Arak
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ara…)In a flat pot make layers:
1. Half a package of Cilatro leaves
2. Half of the sliced red peppers
3. Half of garlic cloves
4. Cut the fish into large pieces (10 by 10 cm app)
5. Repeat layers 1 to 3 over the fish
6. Add spices
7. Add oil and water
8. Add arak!Cover and boil and then take off the cover for 5 minutes and then put back cover, lower the temperature and leave to simmer for another 20 minutes to half an hour.
In the last 5 minutes add half a squeezed lemon juice.If you can get challa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ch... that's the best way to eat it, otherwise you need bread that can soak the juices for full satisfaction.
For you Spooky!
- http://en.wikipedia.…)caput58
- the links are cut off, but you'll get by i suppose...caput58
- fogot to add, chop garlic in 5-7 pieces each clove...caput58
- Spooky & Caput58 R fwendsmarychain