Isn't it Weird...
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- CALLES
... how we come about... i mean our parent engaging in such an act that we ourselves lust after... Sex.. Love.. but still "love get raunchy... I mean did my mom perform oral sex... if so... holy crap i could have been swallowed or god forbid whipped off... and where do you think the boob fixation comes from? your first breast was probably mom's...
Anyways that was the thought in my head right now...and i had to share with someone that is not in front of me... thanks for listening... now i'm going to excuse myself and go puke
- madirish0
what does your mom do?
- voiceof0
have you ever looked closely at a dollar bill..... on weeeeed?
- CALLES0
oh god i just saw the thread sandwiched by mom and dad thread...
- kult0
...
- madirish0
i designed and wrote an ad in school once for a fictitious lingerie company we created in class, for their new line of bras that had the copy:
"Don't worry, your parents fumble with the straps too..."
i thought it was cleaver.
- ETM0
But would your audience really want to think of their mom when they are shopping for sexy lingerie for their husband/boyfriend?
- dan53820
z cycle of life everyone.
- flashbender0
I can't believe no one said that your mom certainly does perform oral sex and yes, she does swallow. Or so I've heard.
Also, Isn't WMC kicking off right now? Shouldn't you be there?
- CALLES0
no prob! hahah..
fuck me! i' have to work ultra today and i asked for today off last week and they told me No cuz someone else in my department had that day off... i wouldn't mind really but she has a day off every fucking week... so im pissed...
- that sucks. good thing it is a long-ish event.flashbender
- tasty0
CALLES your mom doesnt swallow. She takes it on her face.
- dude...harlequino
- LOLz... WTF HAHAHAHPoint5
- excuse me... going to the bathroom againCALLES
- where do you think your mom would take it anyways.. since we openedupCALLES
- i doubt that she went backdoorCALLES
- my mom was a teenager in the 70s.... god only knows.tasty
- wowCALLES
- this is awful....i'm gunna go puke.tasty
- flashbender0
If you're stuck in the office, Pete Tong is broadcasting live from Miami at http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/
So it would be kind of like torturing yourself I guess.
- fugged0
When I was a I kid, I had this friend who showed me pictures that his mom and dad had taken of themselves with another guy. Pictures of his Mom blowing the other guy, pictures of all three of 'em... etc... I was totally disgusted. But now that I think about it, what grosses me out even more, is that my friend should have been REALLY disgusted, and he wasn't at all. He was always showing people the pictures. Fuckin' ack...
- tasty0
There was a kid in my town who did the same thing. His mom owned a sex shop and his dad was in the plether/latex business.
They had a room in their basement with mirrors on the ceiling and naked pics of his mom everywhere. It was locked, but he used to open it for his friends...so weird.
- ********0
I had a good friend when I was a kid and when we used to go to his house, if his parents wuz out he'd go and get his moms vibrator and show it everyone and this one time?... HE SNIFFED IT.
WWUUUUUUUURRRGGHHHHHH.
- flashbender0
^ yeah, but what I want to know is did he PIITB?
- the kid knows for the rest of his life that he sniffed his moms vibrator - that's a lifelong secret if i ever heard one.tasty
- antigirl0
lolz
yeah, reaaaaaal weird.