AWESOME ROBO-DOG!
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- chossy0
'Tiburian 6 grab my wine fork and eating robes chop chop!!'
I'm obviously bored :D
- creative-0
Stop being pedantic and get back to the most important bit of news today... K9 drinks IRN-BRU!
- that isnae irn bru. only girls and puffs drink diet irn bru.********
- that isnae irn bru. only girls and puffs drink diet irn bru.
- chossy0
I should probably be hosed down as well to be honest, in fact it might make my bride feel at ease if we are both hosed down and thrown liberaly with lice powder together, I would imagine it would put any new brides fears to rest, if she can see her intended can mix down a bit too.... thoughts?.
- 7point340
sorry about the delousing. its standard procedure.
tastes like powdered sugar
the lice hate the sugar..
its delicious!
- stoplying0
I want a robot so badly. Humans are too damn high maintenance.
- Spookytim0
Wait til the robot throws a rod and zaps it synaptic processor and you have to book Stephen Hawkings to come round and fix it and he's two hundred miles away up some concrete steps with a flat battery and he can't find his mouth-spanner. THEN you'll know about high maintenance.
- chossy0
If ever my girlfriend ever lets me have the lovin (if she read my newstoday history she'd either marry me immediatly or cremate my face off) I am going to demand to be called 'Tiburian 6' :D
'baby if we can do a sexual tonite can you call me Tiburian 6 please?'.....
- chossy0
HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Still though she'll reply with 'so fuck I heard Tiburian Easy8's are about as good as fuck all I'll stick with Tiburian 6 he's got the length and the width, right up to the hilt my fuck what a ride, but thanks for your call though'.
- just to be clear: this ISN'T about your cat right?7point34
- Jaline0
chossy, I imagine she'd like you more after reading your posts.
maybe I am just imagining things...