Neck Punches & Finland
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- TheBlueOne
OK, anyone here speak or understand Finnish?
My buddy and I signed up to check out this self-defense seminar this weekend here in NY, and it turns out the guy teaching it is pretty hardcore - apparently he just trained some Finnish Spec Ops guys and was curious as to what the website said about the experience:
http://tietokannat.mil.fi/eubg/n…
Apparently he's also the only civilian to ever been invited to teach the British SAS...
I'm having a strange feeling I might get hurt this weekend. :)
- detritus0
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FTW
- Spookytim0
Smack him. Walk in, look casual, do a little bit of bag and coat business, like a civvy, like a dork, shuffle about, grin a little, approach his great big smug fucking finnish face as though you're going to ask him about soemthing, then soon as he's at optimum punch distance fucking floor him with a hard one to the windpipe, second hand in horn formation into each each as he lurches forward, a vetical arc kick in his bollocks and he's down. Slam a foot into the back of his neck and shout "I'M THE FUCKING DOJO DADDY YOU FUCKING BIG FACED CUNT, DO WHAT I TELL YOU".
Imagine the reps.
- each each = each eye.Spookytim
- He's not finish, he's Canadian actually..TheBlueOne
- SMACK HIS BIG FUCKING CANADIAN FACE OFF.Spookytim
- TheBlueOne0
Oh I am going to die. Just found a couple of videos of another seminar this guy has done:
Remind me to kill my friend if I live for getting me into this.
- Spookytim0
BlueOne, if you don't return from this and report that you serriously disfigured or possibly even killed this man, I will be very very ashamed of you.
- ********0
can i have your laptop
- TheBlueOne0
However, if I live, I will never tolerate any insult on QBN again...I will have grown giant whale sized cajones of proven strength and intestinal fortitude...
- Scissor kicks are not easy with balls that big.Spookytim
- Scissor kicks are for girls and french guys...TheBlueOne
- How about Nelly Slaps?Spookytim
- Yeah, those are cool...TheBlueOne
- TheBlueOne0
Their t-shirt logo looks pretty, um...er...well...
Oh, I am sooo fucked...
- Is this web2.0 too?Spookytim
- I think this is Web 2.Fuck-You-UpTheBlueOne
- This should make it into the next Graphis logo book.non
- ephix0
I can read finnish. Wait up.
- harlequino0
Well at least have some fun with your situation. When he comes at you simply crunch your knees together and start screaming as loud and as high pitched as you can. Like a b-movie scream queen.
Maybe you'll win through the "weirding-out" method.- Turn up in a floaty summer dress and suspenders.Spookytim
- scpgt0
i just wanted to say - that first video is mental. how was there any 'teaching' involved? surely it was just random fighting..
- They have black belts in T-Shirt Pulling and Two-Handed Face Slapping.harlequino
- that's actually more than i have. they win.scpgt
- kld0
At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?
- creative-0
You will survive, but you may end up wheelchair-bound and only able to eat through a straw
- no news there: that's what we do all day at the office.********
- no news there: that's what we do all day at the office.
- Spookytim0
On a side-note, I read soemthing about the origins of the coloured belt system the other day. When you start, you have a white belt and you don't wash it ever, so when you've been training for a long time it goes yellow, then moldy (green) then brown and eventually your belt turnes completely black after many years of training.
Smelly fuckers.
- TheBlueOne0
MAN!!! I AM SOOO PSYCHED!! GOING TO GO KILL SOMETHING!!!
*tries to develop warrior mindset
- Spookytim0
I don't think warriors elongate 'so' like that.
- AndyRoss0
Pretty soon you'll be tough enough to hang with guys like this: