the average face
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is this like butter face?
- Raniator0
- that's another average female, btwRaniator
- pretty she might be, but she has the hair of a witch, burn her.emecks
- read that too quick... b u r n &
b u m way to similar...Raniator - haha! I did think about capitalising the R ;)emecks
- but yeah, i would definitely piitb.Raniator
- if she was real...Raniator
- finally I got what piitb means.
I got as far as piss in the bed but couldn't get the remaining iemecks - I will teach you the way, emecks.
*changes mind and runs away before mrs emecks comes...Jaline - "hi mrs_emecks, we've found another one...."emecks
- jaline... your gonna teach him how to piss his bed? or how to... oh... i see.Raniator
- emecks0
the average face has 2 eyes I imagine.
- i guess technically the average face has 1.9(ish) eyes....dr_pangloss
- I had no idea that 1 in 10 people were cycloptically equipped!emecks
- or, bicloptically deficientPoint5
- Raniator0
1 nose?
- Raniator0
hang on a minute, i've been thinking about this...
1 mouth?
- Raniator0
and how about...
2 ears?
- Jaline0
some nostrils.
- generally speaking 2 although some numpties have been known to achieve monoNostrildom with aid of powder.emecks
- copious amounts of cocainemaximillion_
- that's the one.emecks
- Jaline0
eyebrows would be appreciated.
- mimeartist0
Reminds me of my favourite joke when someone asks for a head count... I shout out... 'Everyone has one head'
Amuses me anyway!
- hahahh, me too! I mean it amuses me too, and I can't wait for the possible next time to use that!flavorful
- detritus0
I remember Rome in Spring, with tourist children skipping gaily around the Trevi fountain, audibly drowning in the energetic warble of a thousand Vespas and a hundred children shrieking. The bittersweet memory of espressos in the Piazza Navona and the soft floral note of dear Petulia's fragrance as she sat down beside me and told me it was over.
- emecks0
my face is above average, but my height is below average so on average it doesn't get noticed.
- neverblink0
average face:
http://spotit.itc.it/doc/en/medi…average Playboy centerfold:
http://salavon.com/PlayboyDecade…- Which means if you looked like that you'd be perfectly suited for a career in espionage.blaw
- Obviously, I'm referring to the centerfold link.blaw
- that is really pretty cool. the average face bears an uncanny resemblance to someone I know :/emecks
- Ha! I kill me. Reminds me of a joke I heard today... "everyone has one head." One head! Hahaha...blaw
- Jesus?flavorful
- man, that playboy link was a huge disappointment...Raniator
- neverblink0
- are you trying to say that the average female IS the average male after a shave and eyebrow pluck??emecks
- On average, we look like brother and sister.blaw
- The average male thinks he's above; the average female, below.blaw
- haha! nice one blaw.emecks
- the average female is sooo hott!vwsung18t
- she looks like Shinead OConnor...alla
- LOLJaline
- Llyod0
your machine would crash if you put a photo of my beautiful self in it.
- detritus0
The average... where?
- flavorful0
I'm glad to see I'm not average at all.
Still a little bummed I'm below average in other categories...