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- Llyod
how much do they weigh?
- Antonelli0
175 lbs.
- Llyod0
but what if you weigh more than that?
- flavorful0
What about a Half Vampire/Half Werewolf?
http://www.mcall.com/news/local/…
Hahah, I'm sorry I've been linking this a lot. It still fucking boggles my mind.
- That would be some super being.
*hopes flavorful is half and half.Jaline - haha, not really though.
You are already The Flash.Jaline - + Chase.
Hybrid being.Jaline - hahaha! By Flash I am safely assuming you've heard things from thee ladies...flavorful
- "Greatest three seconds of my entire life."flavorful
- lolJaline
- Your story would be exactly like this:
http://www.netfunny.…
Jaline
- That would be some super being.
- Llyod0
I'm going to turn into a wizard and cast shapeshift in a tiger and win
- Greedo0
marc atlan is turning into a werewolf, but he's not done...
- jteoreobscurebumpof the daymagnificent_ruin
- kudos!magnificent_ruin
- CALLES0
- dude that's grosssublocked
- nice rack.Jnr_Madison
- of ribs.Jnr_Madison
- nice cansdirtydesign
- ribs...LOL3point14159
- wtf is that tattooed on her hip?scarabin_net
- is it wrong if i'm a little turned on?epikore
- Llyod0
that's really sick
- creez0
- that's a great flickLlyod
- *fap fap fapJnr_Madison
- hehegung_hoek
- ann coulter's hand?bulletfactory
- Ann Coulter hand?BattleAxe
- ah got beatBattleAxe
- Llyod0
It still doesn't make any sense. How can a 200 lb man turn into a 250 lb werewolf? I have one theory based on the first Hulk movie. In the Hulk, he absorbed ambient energy to grow to huge proportions. Is this possibly what werewolves do?
- Lloyd is my favorite contributor to pretty much any thread.gevitron
- gevitron - I agreeshinpo
- What if the extra weight is from all of the hair it would grow when it turned into a werewolfWesnology61
- Greedo0
Dude, they absorb moonlight. Come on now, why do you think they can only pull this trick on the full moon?
- don't you people know the moon os made out of cheeseCALLES
- I would not like to meet a lactose intolerant werewolfbulletfactory
- how much does moonlight weigh?scarabin_net
- shinpo0
for the answers to all your questions go here - http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Shap…
- Llyod0
But moonlight is a reflection of the sun. They should turn into werewolves during the day.
- then wolves should howl at the sun, too. but they don't now, do they?Greedo
- That is a goodpoint about the sun reflection, but it would be to hot for them during the day they have a thick undercoatWesnology61
- megE0
muscle weighs more - assuming as a werewolf you gain more muscle to do your nightly terrors, I would estimate 75% more than their human form
- Llyod0
This begs another question- would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire? I personally would rather be a werewolf. Vampires are too gay.
- hmmm suck blood or eat human flesh - tough choicemegE
- who wants to live forever? werewolf all the way.Greedo
- Vampires are usually more sexual in mythology.Jaline
- vampire all the fucking way
you don't even remember the fun you have as a werewolf afterwardscarabin_net
- megE0
greedo - you could always kill yourself with a wooden stake if you wanted to die as a vampire
but i'm going werewolf too
- what if it didn't go in all the way? who wants to do something like that?Greedo
- just pointing out the optionsmegE
- i'd rather take a sunbath, i supposeGreedo
- jump onto it from a height or build a stabbing machine and walk in front of itscarabin_net
- Jaline0
Vampire - you can't go out in the day time; attractive to anyone, apparently; immortal, but that also may mean you have more control about how you die; you'd be stuck in the age you are currently.
Werewolf - you can't control yourself once a month (or just lock yourself up somewhere); if you don't control it, you wake up somewhere with the taste of human flesh, and you may be naked; primarily attractive to other werewolves
- megE0
jaline you make vampire sound much more inviting
i just dont want to be super pale all the time
- I wouldn't have that problem ;)Jaline
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