Spooky's den

  • Started 17 years ago
  • Last post 17 years ago
  • 48 Responses
  • Spookytim0

    That ones worse Chossy. Nothing rhymes at all now. Go back to the first one and work with that as your base.

  • chossy0

    Spooky wooky did a dooky get a dog up ya.

  • chossy0

    I'm only ragging on you matey face :D, you know how I am fully doing things to my car like induction units and things, well I think my fleshy friends have kind of dissowned me :'( I opened up my bonnete and tried to show them what I had done paining wise and modding and stuff and they all pretty much said, 'I don't give a fuck ye wee roaster'

    • 'paining' is a specialist printing term.chossy
    • Haha Chossy mate you sound like you think I might be taking your mad rhymes to heart.Spookytim
    • Anyway, I'm sorry to hear you have no mates. Things will pick up for you. Join a social club ro something.Spookytim
  • Spookytim0

    Chossy Chossy, flossy bossy
    Disnae e'er gi a tossy.

    Best I can muster.

    • mine rhymes gooder more for yours.chossy
  • chossy0

    Mondays child full of grace Tuesdays child fair of face Wednesdays child club foot.

    • Thats not mine a comedian did it but I canlt remember who?... I think perhaps herring or lee the taller one anyway.chossy
    • Either way, it wasn't worth remembering.Spookytim
  • 7point340

    spookytim the brighton prim
    fancied girls uglier than him
    lovely ladies gave him qualms
    instead he chose love his.... hands

    • Thats fucking terrible sir.Spookytim
    • FUCK LARGE MAMMALS! i forgot the word 'to' !!!7point34
    • Too late now pal. You think Will Shakespeare got to go back and add words? No sir he did not.Spookytim
    • well he was around before whitout was invented so i suppose you are right7point34
    • OH FUCK whitEout!
      whitEout!!!
      [hangs self in public restroom]
      7point34
    • HAHAHA
      Bit extreme, but I applaud your dedication to perfectionism.
      Spookytim
  • creative-0

    Spookytim, look at him,
    Fancy-ass drawings and a penchant for gin.
    Can he build a website though?
    Say it with me: "fucking no!"

    • can you, smartass? :p7point34
    • Being mocked by these two is a bit like watching congenital idiots laughing at my shoes J.Spookytim
    • Haha, no I can't eithercreative-
  • Spookytim0

    I thought I'd visit this thread voluntarily rather than being Wendyhoused for a change.

    Item one:
    A musing... Prozac: is it made from distilled Australians?

    Item Two:
    I won a considerable ethical victory over a problematic client today. My method was to remain silent and to allow the client to go through their own thoughts outloud, and to be embarrased by the silenced that ensued each thought so that they had to fill it with some additional comment or post rationalisation. By not saying anything at all, I succesfully steered the client through the usually difficult waters of analysis to beach firmly on the shores of total admission of responsibility and offers of full payment for work done under considerably difficult circumstances. Result.

    Then, I speak to another client in New York, and he ask Hows It Going? so without revealing any details at all I loosely outline the problems I've been having on this particular job. "Oh God" he says... its not [person] ABC at [company] XYZ is it?

    "Yes it is" I say...

    "Total Nightmare. Avoid At All Costs" - this is a client in New York discussing my client in Home Counties England... a bad reputation that travels that far is a bad reputaion indeed !!!

    Had I have tried to suggest this person was in the wrong in my meeting today it would have been a differwent conversation. The defense sheilds would have gone up, counter accusations would have been hurriedly volleyed back at me and a stand off would have ensued.

    Silence is a great way of arguing your case it seems.

    • [sits in silence]

      [nods in agreement]
      7point34