Spooky's den
- Started 17 years ago
- Last post 17 years ago
- 48 Responses
- chossy0
did you see what I thought you were spooky :D a chicken chick baby chicken thing.
- ********0
oh, uh... spooky.... wow, hey YOU"RE ALIVE!!! [puts valuables and spooky's tv down on lawn] what this? oh haha, youre gonna laugh... we were just,... haha its... well, see... ok you know creative? yeah ok well he thought it would be a good idea to help you clean your house, sicne we know how busy youve been. you know like i nice surpise... uh, yeh... and uh well. oh, your tv? yeah... uh... well when i was cleaning i noticed it kinda looked like it needed to be fixed and so i didnt really bring my tools so i was gonna bring it back to my place and fix it...
ok so were looting your house ok? there i said it, it was creative's idea. we thought you were dead.... whew, actually i feel better now... you are gonna laugh about th...[takes off running]
- creative-0
*comes out of downstairs toilet with trousers round ankles.
Hey, 734... what's all the noise I'm trying to take a peaceful crap in here... Pete Doherty! What are you doing in Spooky's home... oh God, Spooky, it's you. Um... I can explain everything... see... uh... your wife... um... no... shit you're ugly.
*Pulls up trousers and takes off after 734.- at least you pulled up the trousers before running after me.... the flopping about would give me nightmares********
- I didn't want to have risk getting a black eyecreative-
- hahahaha
do you think he followed us?******** - Don't think so, he looked pretty wasted back there, mumbled something about ducklin chocks and gats of all shapes and sizes.creative-
- sizes.creative-
- at least you pulled up the trousers before running after me.... the flopping about would give me nightmares
- ********0
I expected more of you two. What a fool I've been. I might have know you'd be lifting my swag in my absense. Put it back, and then fuck off.
AND FLUSH THIS TURD BEFORE YOU GO.
- can we still borrow the car tomorrow night?********
- Japuar? or Mankerati...********
- you promised we could take out the phaeton********
- The Ph... oh yeah... err, leave it with me, I'll ... get back to you.********
- can we still borrow the car tomorrow night?
- ********0
creative?
creative? dammit where he get off to?...OW FUCK!!!
CREATIVE!!! hes got me by the ear!!!! owwwWWWWOww!!! dammit spooky it was just a misunderstanding.... CREATIVE!!! HELALLPP!!!- ...[is dragged to spookys toolshed. sound of a .45 is heard echoing in the distance. flock of crows takes off]********
- ...[is dragged to spookys toolshed. sound of a .45 is heard echoing in the distance. flock of crows takes off]
- creative-0
Ah, nice kill 734. I take it we're having rabbit for dinner? I was just round the back checking out Spooky's garden. Hey Spooky, what's with the poppy plantation?
- OWWWW he shot me in the foot!!!! where the feck were you? the garden... you couldnt hear me?!?!********
- Double edged sword: Degenerates the populace of the infidel and funds the Jihad. Inshalla. ...********
- I bet the CIA check in on QBN now I wrote those trigger words.********
- We're safe, Bush can't read anything that's under 56ptcreative-
- great ruin it for everyone else!
haha, i mean hey just kidding right... please dont shoot my other foot******** - Oh, yeah, sorry. I had Spooky's iPod on (that I swear I was gonna put back) listening to some Kate Bush...creative-
- ... her squeals made me temporarily deafcreative-
- Kate Bush is fucking ace. I do truly listen to her on occasion. I don't have an ipod tho so.... wrong house!********
- yeah thats my ipod you ass********
- Um... I can explain...creative-
- OWWWW he shot me in the foot!!!! where the feck were you? the garden... you couldnt hear me?!?!
- ********0
Anyway, Creative... its Friday Night, your slap dang in the middle of Islington, and yet you're sat at home talking to make believe dorkbuddies on the internet... what's going on?
I have an excuse see... I am a dad, and dad's have no adult fun.
- ********0
hahaha im actually pretty happy with how this turned out... props to creative for keeping the gag going, and for obviously being as bored as i
i too have fatherly responsibilities, the ex drops my little buddy (my son) off tonight so he'll be there soon after i get home
- Jaline0
spooky is quixotic and transcendental
- ********0
Have a pint in my honour then Creative. Good weekend and all that.
- gramme0
I've been out with the Japuar, I'll bring it back in top-top scrape.
- gramme0
We'll always have tangelos.
*wells
- creative-0
In the absence of an "I'm going to the pub thread" *hasn't checked the filter*... I'm going to the pub for a pint of Pride and a packet of porkys. 'Till I come back pissed as a fart and trash all your threads, cheery-o.
- ********0
Well you just trashed my thread anyway C .. how dare you come here and write about yourself without so much a passing reference to my fine self. I've a good mind to have you expelled, even though... arrr, it is, technically... erm... your thread. Eeek... Sorry... carry on.
- i emailed you to let you know what was going on... way to arrive at the party late********
- i emailed you to let you know what was going on... way to arrive at the party late
- creative-0
Time to bring this back.
(A dedicated place for Spooky's musings. No longer will there be 100's of pointless threads, there'll just be this one.)xxx
C
- chossy0
spooky wooky did a dookie he's got hairs on his dick but on the end bit and no at the bottom like most folk he's well weird likesey.
