Llyod: Portrait of a Stud
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Llyod: Portrait of a Stud
It's not easing being me. Men are either jealous or want to live vicariously through me. Women want to screw all the time, no matter what they look like. What the hell are they expecting? I mean some of them look like farm animals. I put women though a rigorous 20 point inspection before she's allowed to go suck my dick.
Any other studs here know what's I'm talking about?
- Llyod0
that reminds. I must manscape.
- Spookytim0
Sort of. I mean, soemtimes I just like, wonder what the point of it all is, like, you know, you meet a girl, she seems really nice, you swap numbers, she doesn't call, you get worried in case she's injured, and then you bump into her again and she's all like "Oh I wasn't ready for commitment" and you're like, "oh that's okay maybe we can be friends" and she's all like, "Yeah, okay" and you're all like "So shall we go and see Juno tonight?" And she she's all like, "Urm, yeah okay" and you;re all like "OKAY" and she's all like "Okay well, I'll call you later" and you're all like "Great" and then later one she doesn't call man, it like... yeah, I think a twenty point inspection is a really really good idea actually, yeah.
- ESKEMA0
yes I do. but only the female mating part because I have the same effect on most males.
It's a very hard life.
- flavorful0
Have you ever worried that your life amounts to nothing more than sleeping around, and coasting on a smile?
- Llyod0
oddly enough a google image search for stud finder turns up this
- Oooh he's lovely isn't he. I think I've just gone gay.Spookytim
- Mattel's "My First Stripper"!takesthingsapart
- check out those boots
monospaced - that's retarded.
that does not say sex to me AT ALLscarabin_net
- CALLES0
i feel your pain brother... hang in there
- Daro0
yes, it's hard being a stud. A 20 point inspection seems a little harsh, I just have a 4 point inspection:
1. nice face
2.nice ass
3. over 18?
4. really born a female?
- TheBlueOne0
two words...
xanax & penicillin
- rtr0
"20 point inspection" i'd say that's kinda funny if you are a guy and good news Lloyd... I am a guy.
- Llyod0
1)no diseases
2)born female
3)oral hygiene,
4)vaginal hygiene/natural odor
5)pleasant perfume
6)moisturizes hands and joints
7)no big feet
8)no more than 10lbs over weight
9)D cup only
10)must have nice curves (no fatties)
11)excellent double bubble
12)exercises
13)is not a gold digger
14)must have an advanced degree
15)must excel financially
16)must drive a car worth no less that $50k
17)must have a great sense of humour
18)good fashion sense
19)likes to camp, bike, and smoke pot
20)dark hair preferred but that hasn't stopped me in the past- glad to see i'm not the only one with unrealistically high standards in a mate.daveFelton
- how long does it take u to go through the entire inspection?moogoo
- I've never managed to check a woman's vaginal hygiene before she's managed to suck my cock.AndyRoss
- when u find someone who gets 20 out of 20 please let us know... esp if she has siblings.moogoo
- I guess I stop checking the list by #12Llyod
- haha moogoo...Jaline
- so, does it mean u never had sex?drgs
- _eh_0
NADER !!!!
- AndyRoss0
Must have an advanced degree?
Well, I guess you're only interested in old, high-strung, librarian/academic-type women?
All I check for is a cosmetology/driver's license, a nice smile, and an enthusiasm for my orgasms.
- Llyod0
you're high man. the age range I'm going for is 24 to 27. I'm not looking for a permanent academician. I want a chick who has her own passions.
also you've got to be shitting me. a woman who takes care herself in be is the easiest one to satisfy. You can do whatever the hell you want and it's all good.
- Llyod0
it still ain't easy
- mg330
Lloyd, this one's for you. If this won't get you a chick, I don't know what will.
