butt ugly
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- Tara0
well that's your business i guess, that's not my bag.
park slope, where else? :)
- Spookytim0
Would anybody like to see me in my underpants?
I'm really quite a catch. I have some shots of me picking a juicy plum from a low hanging branch on a millionaires yacht in Grimsby dry docks, and there's another one here of me tugging at my pant elastic with my thumbs whilst mouthing the words "Chippychippysucknuts" at Elaine the photographer. I'm wearing abbatoir galoshes, some greasey nipple tassles, and I've got scrambled egg and ketchup all over my chest.I also have a short film called Two Girls, one cup and a man from England who turned up unannounced with an ice cream scoop, some fly swatters and a length of rubber brake hosing.
- Offer closes in.... five, four three...Spookytim
- ... two.... come one now...Spookytim
- where is Jaline when u need her to say "I do!"pr2
- ... one, and a half... one.... and....Spookytim
- OFFER WITHDRAWN DUE TO OVERWHELMING RESPONSE.Spookytim
- Damn it Jaline, were were you?Spookytim
- I should have maybe mentioned the underpants were wet. Too late now I guess.Spookytim
- If they had the Canadian mapleleaf on you'd be onto a winnercreative-
- Tara0
um, ok?! hahaha
tim do you know ben catchpole by any chance? he's my friend he lives in brighton and he's a designer
- Spookytim0
No. Is he freelance?
Any Good?
Available for work?
I desperately need a good freelancer!!!!
- utopian3
- HEY THERE PRETTY LADY!Spookytim
- swing! thunk!robotron3k
- this is greatdopepope
- sweet rack.
himynameischase
- utopian5
- the fuckkhan
- I hate you utopian
I hate you so muchRamanisky2 - Hey now...TheBlueOne
- my eyyyyyeeesJaline
- http://www.flowbee.c…alkanenine
- not bad...for a dudehimynameischase
- morilla3
First World Problem.
- Tara0
i prefered this thread when it was all eye candy
- kona4
I wonder if those woman are posting on some other board right now talking about all the butt ugly guys in their neighborhood.
- heh!robotron3k
- if if they own a computer in the first placepr2
- Llyod0
how may they tay yo odo?
- Spookytim0
Wow, see... to an Englishman, this whole post here is really exciting, like spending an evening in the bronx with Huggy Bear.
Should I high five you any time soon?
- oh yeah totalypr2
- Okay, I'm coming at you with a flying two handed high five jesus leap.. WASSSAAAAP?Spookytim
- Spookytim, you have some fantastic work on yer site!!!!!robotron3k
- Thanks Robotron3k... are you telling me cuz you also want a two handed flying hi5 jesus leap?Spookytim
- Ramanisky20
mirrored ugly worlds ... thats like an episode of lost
- morilla0
I can't believe you just took the time to write 2 paragraphs about shit that no one gives a f--k about.
- Ramanisky20
- Lap band didn't work and neither does that gold shit with a pager holder.rylamar
- usrper0
i hear you
- robotron3k1
If you pay more for rent you get a better view, thats how it works in America.
- i'm not sure astoria is that much better thoughpr2
- what about Brighten Beach...robotron3k
- BB -- different story. even me gets turned on there.pr2
- yes - astoria = old peopleusrper