butt ugly
butt ugly
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Would anybody like to see me in my underpants?
I'm really quite a catch. I have some shots of me picking a juicy plum from a low hanging branch on a millionaires yacht in Grimsby dry docks, and there's another one here of me tugging at my pant elastic with my thumbs whilst mouthing the words "Chippychippysucknuts" at Elaine the photographer. I'm wearing abbatoir galoshes, some greasey nipple tassles, and I've got scrambled egg and ketchup all over my chest.I also have a short film called Two Girls, one cup and a man from England who turned up unannounced with an ice cream scoop, some fly swatters and a length of rubber brake hosing.
- Offer closes in.... five, four three...Spookytim
- ... two.... come one now...Spookytim
- where is Jaline when u need her to say "I do!"pr2
- ... one, and a half... one.... and....Spookytim
- OFFER WITHDRAWN DUE TO OVERWHELMING RESPONSE.Spookytim
- Damn it Jaline, were were you?Spookytim
- I should have maybe mentioned the underpants were wet. Too late now I guess.Spookytim
- If they had the Canadian mapleleaf on you'd be onto a winnercreative-