Worst Client Type
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- TedUmptious
Architects. Wankers.
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Public sector or goverment
- ********0
The ones that don't pay up
- Spookytim0
Music Industry.
- +1thumb_screws
- I agree.Jeffdotson
- +2 they want to be paid by everyone else, but not pay the designers.spendogg
- also the lies spew from their mouths non-stop and they don't even blink.Spookytim
- the whole "think of the exposure you will be getting, you should be paying us"thumb_screws
- Spookytim0
Good Client type: Book publishers. Small budgets, but man oh man they give you about 6 months to do the work and say that if that's too much pressure they can always get an extension. Always polite, always lovely, always reply to all emails.
Even when they're being unreasonable and awkward they do it very nicely.
- agree, very nice people.chossy
- I've always had bad experiences with book publishers...always want their wife's friend or someone to chime in on the design.doesnotexist
- chime in on the design.doesnotexist
- i agree. i've worked on 12 books with one publisher and I always get extentions, paid upfront, etc.arthur
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Ventriloquists.
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Yourself
- Mimio0
Jugglers and/or Fire Eaters
- Spookytim0
Fictional ones. So hard to please. Never any budget.
- honest0
The ones who are on the verge of claiming bankruptcy but haven't told you
- duckofrubber0
Those who think that they are Art Directors.
Oh wait, that's all of them!
- olli1010
Ones who refuse to confirm anything in writing and then complain that they never agreed to what you previously agreed to do.
- those are the ventroloquists - they put words in your mouth.********
- those are the ventroloquists - they put words in your mouth.
- moogoo0
family and friends make the worse clients
- Point50
the one's that are alive.
- Llyod0
the kind of client who knows what they want and what they what sucks
- kona0
Clowns.
"Here is our payment. Thank you for your hard work." *hands me a giant 1 million dollar bill*
Haha... Thanks but do you have anything smaller? (I say)
*reaches into clown coat and hands me a tiny 1 million dollar bill*
Fukn clowns.
- i almost spit mountain dew on the screen while reading this. hahahahaha********
- hahahahaha! So surreal.ian
- i fucking hate clowns!spendogg
- Wrong response... YOU FUCKING HATE MIMES!Mimio
- You’re drinking Mountain Dew?MrOneHundred
- i almost spit mountain dew on the screen while reading this. hahahahaha
- Tara0
the ones that don't pay
- Mimio0
The ones that think asking for spec work is a new ideation process.
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friends
- maximillion_0
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