Wisdom in my relationship...
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- dbdesign
Instead of cheating on my girlfriend's vagina with another woman's vagina, I'm gonna cheat on my girlfriend's vagina with her anus.
*soft but noble applause comes from the crowd*
- DanaScully0
hahahaha
- dbdesign0
I may have crossed the line.
- the rectal lineninjasavant
- She may well appreciate not having to look at you.AndyRoss
- CALLES0
i think her vagina will appretiate that... i dont know if her anus will
- DanaScully0
my bf now tries that scheme all the time
- JackRyan0
A wise man once told me, "If the river runs red, take the dirt road."
- Jaline0
- have you had sex?!_salisae_
- actually, don't answer that._salisae_
- gonna say no.lvl_13
- sorry, but you have said yourself that you are pretty much an anti-social. don't mean to diss.lvl_13
- no she hasn't. I should know, I'm her stalker.Point5
- haha. i read that quickly as "I'm her father"!!
that would be something! :)lvl_13 - yeah...no...'cause Rand is.Jaline
- Aww so that means rand and I are husband and wife. Lucky me!_salisae_
- Jaline0
Calm down, everyone! I just posted that photo because db requested an applause.
- joyride0
=( and here I though jaline was into... you know... dbdesign's girlfriends anus.
Which was soooo hott I had to think about it and...zzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZ...
- 4040
Best thread ever!
- AndyRoss0
Behave, or I'll get Wolf Blitzer on your issues!
- lvl_130
big surprise! NT/QBN peeps turn this into somethig sexual/ridiculous.
oh, i'm sorry. let me correct myself:
big surprise! an NT/QBN member turns this design forum into somethig sexual/ridiculous. GO FIGURE!
- MrOneHundred0
Well, see, when you live and breathe design, it tends to become intertwined with every aspect of your life. It all becomes one.
- flashbender0
That's why I design porn sites. Everything comes together that way
Yeah, that's a pun.
- _salisae_0
and what is she to do when she tires of your peen?
- This is all pointing to dbdesign’s girlfriend wearing a strap-on...MrOneHundred
- Jaline0
Today we were analyzing sexual content in advertisements, and my professor didn't know how to place images in Powerpoint (which he used in the lecture). The image overlapped the title, which was supposed to be "Let's analyze this image". Instead, the class saw "Let's anal". A few of us laughed out loud when he asked us what was sexual about the ad overlapped the text.
- *overlappingJaline
- overlapping? So we’re onto the oral sex phase of the thread now?MrOneHundred
- He did it on purpose, and he's a perv. He just wants you to think he's oblivious so he doesn't seem too bold.ismith
- dbdesign0
I'm glad to see that some of you have a sense of humor.
- ismith0
"A sense of humour is the ability to experience humour, although the extent to which an individual will find something humorous depends on a host of variables, including geographical location, culture, maturity, level of education, intelligence, and context. For example, young children may possibly favour slapstick, such as Punch and Judy puppet shows or cartoons (e.g. Tom and Jerry). Satire may rely more on understanding the target of the humour, and thus tends to appeal to more mature audiences. Non-satirical humour can be specifically termed "recreational drollery"."
- Sorry. I just thought it was odd such a thing was necessary to be defined on Wikipedia. Move along.ismith