Home Depot Warning!
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- kona
A 'heads up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are loading your purchases into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts--it is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they simply say 'No', and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th & 24th. Also on October 1st, 4th, twice on the 6th, three times just yesterday, and very likely this coming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
- radar0
That's odd, all I get is some old guy asking if he can check my plumbing?
- jamble0
my dad signed up to QBN with a kona account to post old old gags ... sorry folks..
- harlequino0
This happens to me too. Except replace "breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts" with "adams apples almost shoving their way through the tops of mock turtle necks."
It's starting to bother me.
- pascii0
empty wallet is the clue