McDonalds Breakfast
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- brains
Once a year, those flourescent lights and apathetic employees call me like a sirens song.. And then it makes me feel like garbage, and I'm quickly reminded why it takes a year to forget.
- Jaline0
It's tasty sometimes.
- marychain0
Those hashbrowns own though...
just sayin
- lvl_130
vomit
- PonyBoy0
*barfs all over this thread
- brains0
guh. I feel so shitty now. ginger gravol, tums, advil.. and I never medicate myself.
- forbes0
you really dont wanna eat that.
- PonyBoy0
that food is only good on a hang-over morning... you just gotta make sure you drink at least three cups of coffee to make sure it ALL moves through w/the utmost efficiency. :)
- brains0
oh man. hangovers and mcdonalds would be the worst. my heart races enough as it is, don't need anything to clog it up. the only solution for hangovers, 2 ceasars and pot.
- PonyBoy0
^^greasy food cleans me out on a hang-over morning... soaks up all the sludge in my gut and moves straight to the pot in a matter of hours...
- Studiospooky0
I have the same problem. Once in a blue moon I walk into a McDonalds and purchase some 'food' which I then eat.
I come round minutes afterwards and feel very ill indeed and I know I wont be posessed by that horrible desire again for at least another year or so. These days the gap is about 2 - 3 years between moments of insanity.
- brains0
sigh. I remember the days when I didn't even GET hangovers. This brittle body of mine is one sad vehicle these days.
- Jaline0
If I do eat there (and trust me, it's unavoidable when you have a huge family), I now know what to eat and what not to eat. Eating too much of something there will make me feel sick after, especially when I go there for lunch and I haven't had breakfast yet.
- brains0
That's never good. "I can eat it, but only some of it, and only if I've had breakfast.. or.. only on wednesdays.. or only when my body is flushing out drugs.." McDonalds = quality.
- 7340
i used to go all the time. there were at least 3 near my work and it was fast, especially if i was running errands at lunch. im very happy that i rarely eat there anymore... i dont mind it once every month or 2, but more than that just makes you ill. where i work now, the only place i know of that is nearby is the supermarket across the street and subway
- Subway is just posh McDonald's.detritus
- yeah i dont eat there very often either734
- posh? you can buy a subway franchise for 10 grand.mrdobolina
- Jaline0
I used to work there. I had a much faster metabolism back then ;)
- Well, also you probably weren't sitting at a desk in front of a monitor all day, man.. I'm getting fat.brains
- hehe... i worked there when I was 17 for about 8 months... they tried to make me a manager when i quit...PonyBoy
- ... i just giggled and turned in my filthy stinky greasy uniform.PonyBoy
- haha, yeah. they always try to make you manager. I worked there for 1 year. My siblings (4) all worked at the same one...Jaline
- here wo go: i worked there when i was 18 for about 8 months. fired for drawing anti-burger posters.invisiblechamber
- I worked at a Wendy's for like a few days... pure hilarity ensued.flavorful
- 7340
yeah i used to care less too because i worked in a warehouse where i was on my feet all day long running around and lifting heavy shit, my metabolism was on crack... now i work in an office. sitting at at desk, eating mcdonalds would effectively kill me