Will Smith - Hancock
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- robotron3k0
pfft... scientologists...
- Llyod0
looks mildly clever
- harlequino0
This thread is better as a question.
"Will Smith Han Cock?"Tune in tomorrow, you'll be pleasantly surprised.
- lvl_130
looks kind of funny...but fucking 'special effects' will be the death of it. lame.
- robotron3k0
hmm... let me take a guess how the plot goes:
A down on his luck super-hero (who looks much like Tony Parker) falls in love with Charleze Theron and tries in vain to woo her, eventually to come to "self-awareness" and eventual "redemption" of his "sins" against the community by joining forces with Zenu & Tom Cruise and climaxes with an eventual battle with an unknown European country who's leader has a German accent (complete with Nazi overtones). The triad proves to be victorious over the evil-doers and everyone lives happily ever after. Oh, and Will Smith eventually woos Charlene Therion.
- I guess I can stop writing my next script.dopepope
- you said "climaxes" hahahaha!flashbender
- CALLES0
^^ HAHA
- Llyod0
I say that in one scene he brushes his teeth with his finger
- harlequino0
The only positive thing I see is that there will be an inevitable porn movie called "Hand Cock." I'll watch that instead. Could be a great follow up to "Edward Penis Hands."
- kona0
i'll go see it with a jar full of moths. if it's bad... moth time.
- HAHAHA! I wanna do that too!!harlequino
- Interesting idea.dopepope
- I tried a similar tactic with dog food. Dog food isn't nearly as animated as moths tho.dopepope
- i_monk0
Scientologists make bad movies. Cereal boxes tell better stories than Hubbard could.
- dopepope0
like this one?
- wahahahahahahaha!i_monk
- holy smokes, hahahavisualplane_
- you need a commercial jingle to accompany thisRamanisky2
- flashbender0
oh, oh thread hijack... I wanna play:
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jesusharlequino - haha nice!dopepope
- * not mine - this was in the Pic O the Day yesterday. I think. Anyway I did not make it. I'm working on goatse Bran Crunchflashbender
- ahahahahavisualplane_
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=0 ahahah
- TheBlueOne0
First. Better.
