the gift of giving
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- contia1
i know i am going to get some crazy responses but i have to ask? what are some of your generic ideas to get for my girlfriends parents for christmas.
- Point50
well, then it's fitting to give them vagina in a bag this year.
- Point50
but seriously, nothing is more generic than a gift cert. get em one to their favorite restaurant. and tube socks; everyone uses them at one point or another.
- Jaline0
I don't know. Look around their house to get some ideas. Or yeah, just give them a gift card.
Better yet, ask their daughter.
- GreedoLives0
A nice bottle of booze that you can share with pops and some beautiful flowers for moms. Harmless and charming. Don't even wrap it, just hand it out when you walk in the door.
- contia10
sold. Greedolives wins.
thanks.- seriouslyJaline
- yes, why? you disagree jaline?contia1
- no, just thought you wanted something more creative.Jaline
- i just know i didn't want to give them a gift card and that's what my girlfriend suggested.contia1
- if he doesn't know them that well, why be creative? Save that for the gf...GreedoLives
- no, no, he doesn't have to be. but I figured that's why he asked us.Jaline
- good point, WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CONTIAGreedoLives
- i apologize for wasting everyones time. How could i be so stupid!contia1
- mrdobolina0
jar of ether and a hotel room.
- Randd0
diamonds... coal... oil
- harlequino0
Get yer girlfriend and her sister out into the living and toss them 1 cup. And then announce loudly to onlookers, "Watch this little act they do, you'll love it. I'm calling it 'The Aristocrats!'"
- flavorful0
A card that with a big smiling baby on the front that simply reads on the inside, "You'd be grandparents by now, but I keep making her get abortions."
- JackRyan0
A dvd of Andy Goldworthy's "Rivers and Tides."
- tkmeister0
How do a guy go about buying sexy lingeries for a gf?
- flavorful0
Usually he walks into Victoria's Secret, acts like he has never been there before so he can flirt with girls who are just there shopping/working and ask them for help.
If you can solidify continuing the conversation you are having with her by both planning on continuing to shop with each other, or going to get some drinks, you're golden.
If you just get help from her, proceed to pick up two or three of the same exact thing that you picked out together and sheepishly go, "What can I say, I'm a train wreck ... but a giving train wreck."
If she laughs, you have a decision to make:
A.) Smile back at her, put the other things down and go, "I'm just kidding, but seriously you've been a lot of help - yadda yadda - I think I should get her some more stuff not exactly like lingerie if you could help me out. I'm all thumbs ... well not in that way, ah thank you. " Then come back later for the other ones.
B.) Put them all back down and go, "You know, I can't even remember her name right now when I'm with you, so I think I am going to just cancel this entire thing."
C.) Whatever number you get, look at her and go, "I can get one more, haha."If she doesn't laugh, and gives you a weird look ... she probably wouldn't cheat on her respective boyfriend, or be the type of girl who would cheat with someone else's boyfriend so she is basically dead to you.
Say that too while you're at it ... "You know what, I was going to thank you for your help, but now you're just dead to me."
- HAHAHAHAtkmeister
- "You looked a lot better with your glasses on"Point5
- ROTM! Hahahaha...damn, flav. You need to come out to Denver. We could play some good cop bad cop and make a killing.
JackRyan - "You looked a lot better with your glasses on"
hahahaha! She ... was ... pissed!flavorful - Jack, I was in Denver I think when you did a Vegas trip like two months back. I have no idea why I'd ever go back, haha.flavorful
- Outside of again running through that town like nobody's business.flavorful
- Jaline0
Put every quote by flavorful in a book and give them to her parents.