the gift of giving
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- flavorful0
Usually he walks into Victoria's Secret, acts like he has never been there before so he can flirt with girls who are just there shopping/working and ask them for help.
If you can solidify continuing the conversation you are having with her by both planning on continuing to shop with each other, or going to get some drinks, you're golden.
If you just get help from her, proceed to pick up two or three of the same exact thing that you picked out together and sheepishly go, "What can I say, I'm a train wreck ... but a giving train wreck."
If she laughs, you have a decision to make:
A.) Smile back at her, put the other things down and go, "I'm just kidding, but seriously you've been a lot of help - yadda yadda - I think I should get her some more stuff not exactly like lingerie if you could help me out. I'm all thumbs ... well not in that way, ah thank you. " Then come back later for the other ones.
B.) Put them all back down and go, "You know, I can't even remember her name right now when I'm with you, so I think I am going to just cancel this entire thing."
C.) Whatever number you get, look at her and go, "I can get one more, haha."If she doesn't laugh, and gives you a weird look ... she probably wouldn't cheat on her respective boyfriend, or be the type of girl who would cheat with someone else's boyfriend so she is basically dead to you.
Say that too while you're at it ... "You know what, I was going to thank you for your help, but now you're just dead to me."
- HAHAHAHAtkmeister
- "You looked a lot better with your glasses on"Point5
- ROTM! Hahahaha...damn, flav. You need to come out to Denver. We could play some good cop bad cop and make a killing.
JackRyan - "You looked a lot better with your glasses on"
hahahaha! She ... was ... pissed!flavorful - Jack, I was in Denver I think when you did a Vegas trip like two months back. I have no idea why I'd ever go back, haha.flavorful
- Outside of again running through that town like nobody's business.flavorful