secret santa got my boss
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- thenuge
so i drew my bosses name for secret santa. i've only been at the company for 2 months now. he is kind of a prankster. $20 limit. anyone come across anything good for something like this?
- traut0
<img="http://www.veer.com/images/merch/VPR0005470_P3.jpg">
- thenuge0
i'd use that.
i don't think he'd get it though. he's the owner of the company, not a designer.
- lvl_130
fuck that^ get him the classic: the clapper!
http://www.amazon.com/Clapper-So…seriously. worst, but most useful gift ever! everyone will be like
" haha, the clapper!? what a pile of shit! nice gift?"and then they will go home and think about how they wish they could shut off that random light in their house without having to get up...
...and you will have won.
- For $20, you have to get him the used one though.contia1
- thenuge0
lvl_13 that is a pretty sweet idea. thanks.
i thought about getting him a kitten too. i'm pretty sure he hates cats, but i'm sure one of the account chics would take it home.
- capsize0
swiss army knife.
- detritus0
It's only a couple of dollars over budget..
http://videos.abbraxa.com/cart/p…- along with a note in crayon:
"If you don't like this go fuck yourself"emecks
- along with a note in crayon:
- ian0
- slappy0
Buy him 20 bucks worth of hard toffees, he will suffer.
- Leigh0
roll up the $20 and tape it to a small mirror.
- that's good, i'm gonna do it that if we have one.
harlequino
- that's good, i'm gonna do it that if we have one.
- oldelpaso0
get him a harmonica and a bottle of whiskey
no one can resist making noise with a harmonica.. its contagious!
- thenuge0
maybe a "worlds greatest boss" coffee mug that i can somehow rig to leak. or i could just drill a hole in it.
- Llyod0
don't get him anything.
- ninjasavant0
JackRyan might have some suggestions
- CALLES0
soap on a rope
- JackRyan0
Send me the $20, I'll hook you up.
- harlequino0
Strap a mini tree around your waist. Tell him Santa left him a present under the tree.
- t_rock0
flaming bag of poo!
- thenuge0
anybody know where i can buy a leaking coffee mug?
- CALLES0
Do the smart thing and either spend 40$ or trade it with the biggest ass kisser in the office... or give him a knuckle sandwich or a dick in the box