Crazy lady in the store
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- rylamar
My friend Andy opened a skateshop and I was up there just hanging out this past Sunday. So this girl in her late 20's/early 30's walks in who looked like the new White House press secretary Dana Perino
wearing a pink hospital scrub-ish outfit, a sweater, and long white pearl necklaces on (first sign she could be crazy).So she asks to use the phone and so I hand it to her all the while thinking who doesn't own a fucking cell phone? I've seen bums with cellphones while skating downtown. So she calls someone and seriously grovels on the phone to someone in a whiny little kid I-wanna-go-to-chucky-cheese voice. Here's what I heard while she stood 2 ft from me for the next 10 minutes.
"What are you doing?"
"I wanna go to the museum. I wanna see the naked dead people thing
they advertise by the airport""You know the signs when you enter the airport about the museum"
"But I wanna go to the the museum" (Getting super whiny)
"Well I wanna do something. Come meet me"
Then it gets weirder and she's getting mad.
"All you want to do is have sex and then leave. You don't ever want to spend time with me.""You just want to fuck me and leave" (Mind you there are customers in the store)
"You just want to have intercourse and that's it"
"I'm a real person and you just want to fuck me and never get to know me on an intellectual level".
Then she starts getting madder.
"So, are you going to take me to the museum?"
"Am I gonna see you today? Yes or No?"Then we all hear in a calm stern voice, "Well FUCK You! Fuck You. You are neglecting me and sexually abusing me."
"Fuck you".
So she puts the phone down and walks towards the door and the thing that made her seem even more crazy was watching her get on her big ass
pink bicycle and ride away! Haha! When I walked out the door to see where she went I watched her do two circles on her bike in the middle of a 4 lane busy street and then finally ride down the shoulder on her way to eluding The Red Squad.So once she left I thought I've got to find out who the fuck she
talked to. So I hit redial just to see the name and it was some
Middle Eastern name and my friend wrote the phone number down and did a reverse phone search and it came up as a 51 yr old guy.Anyways, he called back about 30 min later and said that if she comesback to have her call him.
She was completely fucking nuts!
- Llyod0
summarize.
- _salisae_0
you're on candid camera?
- flashbender0
summarize.
Llyod
(Nov 5 07, 20:02)--
1) skateshop
2) crazy lady
3) boyfriend uses her as a fuck toy
4) girl gets mad at fuck toy status
5) girl leave store, gets on pink bike
6) boyfriend = 51 year old guy
- Point50
well, I guess it's time I admit my real name and age. I am Point5ariq Muhammed and I am 51 years old.
has anyone seen my fuck toy around lately?
- jamble0
nuttier than squirrel turd
- ravi0
pretty girls- crazy bitches... well, majority of them at least!
- wunderbra0
still i'd hit it.
and her husb can have me jenkem, or something..
- rafalski0
still i'd hit it.
and her husb can have me jenkem, or something..
wunderbra
(Nov 6 07, 00:25)You wouldn't discuss the Dutch book with her, would you?
- wunderbra0
oh god, no!
- TheBlueOne0
pics?*
*especially of the bicycle. lowrider? banana seat? clown horn? what man...
- waynepixel0
So, she did not get the nife and the rabbit out then.
You could at least got a pic of the crazy bitch, riding the pink bike. Good times