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- CALLES0
Well this one time it was the First anniversary of this bar here in the beach. There was free food and open bar for everyone from 8 to 11. Top shelf i mean everything... so obviously im there at 7:50... Anyways the people from the bar which i knew pretty well thought its a good idea to give me a wristband so i could drink the entire night. it seem like a good idea at the time. So there i am wasted like in my 6th tequila shot and 8 long islands pretty hammered. They hired... check this out... im not making this up, They hired A midget Mexican Elvis Impersonator dress with the white outfit and had a little inflatable guitar... he was doing the moves you know the whole thing. i think its the most adorable thing i have ever seen and so i befriend him. So here i am in the bar carrying the little guy around downing shots with him the whole night. Well couple of water gun fights after and like on my 14 long island im fucking trashed. And so they tell me that im standing in the sidewalk outside all fucked up and then i see the elvis impersonator walking away with two cute girls.. as he walks away i go "pfft what the fuck look at this fucking little guy" so he stops and does like a little 180 degree jump looks at me puts he's little hands up and starts charging towards me... and what do i do? i starts charging towards him. thanks god that the girls held him back and my friends held me back... but we were close enough to be throwing kicks in the air and shit. i say thank god cuz i was wasted and he could have head butt me in the nuts! so after they calmed me dow i felt terrible about what i have done to my little friend got on my knees and gave him a hug. mind you in 6'2"
so yup... there i am on my knees hunging a mexican midget elvis inpersonator at 4 in the morning
nice
- mg330
Calles.
Did you:
a) Copy that from another thread you posted it in, or,
b) copy it from a notepad or Word file you keep it saved in?
Either way it's a great story.
- CALLES0
actually now that you mentioned it i think im going to save it in a file... i knew i wrote it before but i couldn't find it haha
- CALLES0
thank god i have nevver been to jail sober... that would suck
- madirish0
thank god i have nevver been to jail for a good 'ol, hot, salad tossing sober... that would suck
CALLES
(Oct 26 07, 11:26)