Breaking the law
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- jox
- My company controls website X.
- I have a large list of people (email addys) that would be interested in website X.
- This is our competition, website Y's, email list.. that I "found".
- How do I contact these people to tell them about website X without;
1) Upsetting anyone
2) Getting reported for spam
3) Having website Y find out that I stole it (idiots behind website Y had their registry crawled by google so I found it)
4) End up in jail...
5) ..and ultimately being raped by five thugs in army outfits in my cell.
6. And [insert horrible scenario here] that I haven't thought about yet.Love,
JawksPS! This does not involve v1agra, mail order brides or nigerian business transactions.
- emecks0
if their records have been indexed by Google, surely they are breaking the law with regard to dataProtection?
In that instance, although highly unethical you should be able to make use of the email addresses.
Write something like:
"Dear Unlucky cunt,
we're not sure if you're aware that website Y are a bunuch of charlatans and have published your email address, we have found your email address due to their complacency and wish to point out site X to you.
Rest assured we are MUCH more trust worthy than those cunts.
Love jawks xoxox"
I'd do it.
- TheBlueOne0
"Hi!
Someone close to you told us that you too like Extra Large Anal Vibrating Beads and boy are you ever lucky, 'cause you'll never guess what we have in stock..."
- OSFA0
Send them all Vespas. ;)
- jox0
I like both of your suggestions ^^ Any way we could combine "extra large anal vibrating beads" and "cunts" in the same email?
- emecks0
I like both of your suggestions ^^ Any way we could combine "extra large anal vibrating beads" and "cunts" in the same email?
jox
(Oct 18 07, 11:16)very simply done jox, simply append "it's up to you where you put them"
job done.
(do I get a consultancy position?)
- version30
we've got extra large anal vibrating beads for all you cunts at website X
seacrest, out
- chossy0
Dear ...
If you are a gay cunt then you'll like extra large anal vibrating beads. As I do.
Love Jawks xoxoxo
- flashbender0
If you found it in the public record, I am fairly certain that you are not breaking any law by contacting them. So I say just contact them - if they ask you how you fouind their information, tell them that company Y does not value their privacy and your company would do a much batter job of keeping their info safe.
Everybody wins.
And, it wouldn't hurt to throw in a vespa with vibrating anal beads attached to the seat.
- jox0
I really like the suggestions so far!
: )
- madirish0
i think you are in the cool here.
- TheBlueOne0
Andf come to think of it, the giant vibrating ana l beads might help you out with that public speaking bit of your jox...
"Hi. Um. Hello. I'm Jox. And This is..I mean will be ..a presentation..and ..um..hold on one second...."
*presses button. faint buzzing sound heard from jox' pants
"Yowza!! Well, Hey Now! OK, let's go!!"
- jox0
i think you are in the cool here. You wanna come over and watch a movie or something.. and maybe more?
madirish
(Oct 18 07, 11:21)Uh, thanks bro.. I'm all set.
- designerror0
do it the pirate bay way
- jox0
*presses button. faint buzzing sound heard from jox' pants
"Yowza!! Well, Hey Now! OK, let's go!!"
TheBlueOne
(Oct 18 07, 11:25)+1 Hahaha!
- Mimio0
That's tough. Any unsolicited mail is liable to get your client's domain listed as a known spammer.
- madirish0
this is seriously the last time you get my blessing for a job well done.
ok that came out wrong.
come back.
- k0na_an0k0
Dear cunts,
Buy website X. website Y are a bunch of extra large anal vibrating beads.
Sincerely,
Jox
- jox0
That's tough. Any unsolicited mail is liable to get your client's domain listed as a known spammer.
Mimio
(Oct 18 07, 11:28)Hmm, yeah that's the thing. Then again, this is something they are most certainly interested in so I'm hoping they would cut me some slack :)
- jox0
ok that came out wrong.
come back.
madirish
(Oct 18 07, 11:30)Don't you have some old wooden boat to resand and put another coat of primer on? Hahah
- jevad0
"Hi!
Someone close to you told us that you too like Extra Large Anal Vibrating Beads and boy are you ever lucky, 'cause you'll never guess what we have in stock..."
TheBlueOne
(Oct 18 07, 11:15)hahaha
FTW!