Scientology
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- TheBlueOne0
That's it! That does it! I am starting my own crazy ass religion to fleece midwestern housewives and hollywood elite..who's with me on this..I see huge loads of cash, sex and all kinds of ironic cynical commentary behind closed doors among the inner circle. I just need a concept....
*thinks evil thoughts.
- ********0
he is perfectly sane. Whats wrong with a bunker.
I have one as well.
Wait no...that is just my bunk bed. damn.
- ********0
I wish I had that much money to be that bat shit crazy.
- ********0
there happens to be money in batshit.
- ********0
and also a cave...hmmmmm
gets bucket.
- ********0
Do you think big T's paranoia will get the better of him?
I'm tipping he will top himself soon?
ta ta Tom-bola!!
- Jaline0
Run Nicole Kidman and her kids!
- Jaline0
I have seen ET, and I now for a fact that Aliens are not all bad.
waynepixel
(Oct 11 07, 03:42)lol lol lol
*eats some Reese's Pieces
- Jaline0
By the way, I have my suspicions about this story too. That bunker could be for anything. Maybe he likes forts so he made an adult one?
- Redmond0
It's the aliens, the aliens are making me post on the internet.
- blaw0
How did that article go from Tom Cruise and his $11m bunker to Pam anderson and Demi Moores Tits!?
Hench
(Oct 11 07, 01:24)----
correction: it was pam and angelina's tits; demi's bum.
blaw = keeping the facts straight.
- blaw0
en.wikipedia.org/wik i/... [jpg]
Artist's impression of one of en:Xenu's space planes or "space wagons".
Looks a lot like a commercial airliner to me.
But what the fuck do I know.
moth
(Oct 11 07, 02:37)----
hahaha... freakin' xenu flies southwest.
- Kirshar0
hahaha... freakin' xenu flies southwest.
blaw
(Oct 12 07, 05:23)I can see a movie made about this:
News of Xenu's arrival gets out, Tom runs around a lot, wacky hijinx ensue, movie ends in a Southwestern airline jet landing with either Steve Buscemi or Gary Busey stepping out, claiming to be Xenu, and fighting Tom to the death.......
If its Gary Busey, Tom wins a la Lethal Weapon grappling choke in Danny Glover's front yard, where a drunk/high Mel Gibson beats the winner to death with an empty scotch bottle, mistaking them for Jewish folk.......
If its Steve Buscemi, Tom succumbs to the fact that Steve is just a more fun actor and will somehow drop a bundle of metal pipes on him at that pivotal moment before Tom makes his death blow. Steve pisses on the pile of Tom and pipes, snorts coke off a hooker's ass, and fades into the crowd..........
- gramme0
scientology is a bucket of rancid, paranoid, self-congratulatory, blasphemous horse shit.
it's one thing to believe in Vishnu or Isis, something else entirely to subtly twist Christianity into a writhing mass of lies.
- PonyBoy0
ugh... lost cost, gramme... you'll just make yourself upset trying to defend such things here.
:)
PonyBoy
(Oct 12 07, 07:29)
- madirish0
it's one thing to believe in Vishnu or Isis, something else entirely to subtly twist Christianity into a writhing mass of lies.
gramme
(Oct 12 07, 07:30)or to twist the religions of both Vishnu or Isis into a writhing mass of lies, no gramme?
;)
- Nairn0
Christianity is a bucket of rancid, paranoid, self-congratulatory, blasphemous horse shit.
it's one thing to believe in Vishnu or Isis, something else entirely to subtly twist Scientology into a writhing mass of lies.
I'm so gosh-darned clever.
- gramme0
or to twist the religions of both Vishnu or Isis into a writhing mass of lies, no gramme?
;)
madirish
(Oct 12 07, 07:31)I've never done such a thing.
- Mimio0
It's a bitch when one lie exposes another.
- gramme0
It's a bitch when one lie exposes another.
Mimio
(Oct 12 07, 08:44)explain yourself, please.