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- Kirshar0
hahaha... freakin' xenu flies southwest.
blaw
(Oct 12 07, 05:23)I can see a movie made about this:
News of Xenu's arrival gets out, Tom runs around a lot, wacky hijinx ensue, movie ends in a Southwestern airline jet landing with either Steve Buscemi or Gary Busey stepping out, claiming to be Xenu, and fighting Tom to the death.......
If its Gary Busey, Tom wins a la Lethal Weapon grappling choke in Danny Glover's front yard, where a drunk/high Mel Gibson beats the winner to death with an empty scotch bottle, mistaking them for Jewish folk.......
If its Steve Buscemi, Tom succumbs to the fact that Steve is just a more fun actor and will somehow drop a bundle of metal pipes on him at that pivotal moment before Tom makes his death blow. Steve pisses on the pile of Tom and pipes, snorts coke off a hooker's ass, and fades into the crowd..........