R.I.P Chimp
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- CALLES0
=(
- DragonLatino0
That wouldn't had happened if chimps could sue.
- k0na_an0k0
"OOO ooo oooo ah ah AHHH!"
- chimpEnglish translation: "DON'T tase me BRO!"
- CALLES0
lol
- AndyRoss0
He'd just got turned down for parole, and made a break for it.
- harlequino0
The hardest chimp that ever walked a turn at Shawshank.
- CALLES0
should have taken a hostage, a lemur perhaps
"BACK UP OR THE PIPPIN THE LEMUR GETS IT!"
- version30
i hope they investigate the escape
- IRNlun60
Sad.
On another note, chimps are quite possibly the most frightening animals on earth... If you're lucky enough to watch 'when animals attack' then you know what I'm talking about.
- AndyRoss0
Lemurs make poor hostages. All the fucking hopping around makes them tiresome to escape with. It'd be like taking Britney Spears hostage: seems like a good idea, but, ultimately, an awful bother.
Now Presidents of Insurance Companies--there's your good hostages! Owners of Greek Shipping Companies are good in a pinch, too. Don't hostage Donatella Versace though--she'll wear YOU out with HER demands!!
- uncle_helv0
What the report fails to say is that the chimp was wearing roller boots and carrying a tray of cocktails!
- TheBlueOne0
On another note, chimps are quite possibly the most frightening animals on earth... If you're lucky enough to watch 'Planet of the Apes' then you know what I'm talking about. Damn stinking, filthy apes with their paws all a'clutching you when you're in their nets..
IRNlun6
(Oct 1 07, 10:19)
- CALLES0
What the report fails to say is that the chimp was wearing roller boots and carrying a tray of cocktails!
uncle_helv
(Oct 1 07, 10:47)haha
i heard jonnie was hooked on meth and he became crazy after being up up for 5 days.
