R.I.P Chimp

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  • AndyRoss0

    Lemurs make poor hostages. All the fucking hopping around makes them tiresome to escape with. It'd be like taking Britney Spears hostage: seems like a good idea, but, ultimately, an awful bother.

    Now Presidents of Insurance Companies--there's your good hostages! Owners of Greek Shipping Companies are good in a pinch, too. Don't hostage Donatella Versace though--she'll wear YOU out with HER demands!!

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