Funny client request
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- OSFA0
- ********0
I was also offered a job doing retouching for a major porn site. I had to decline 'cause my wife would not allow it.
For some strange reason she has a problem with me watching pictures of naked chics all day.
- OSFA0
pussy!
;)
- ********0
pussy!
;)
OSFA
(Sep 19 07, 10:14)therein lies the problem
- OSFA0
hahaha
- neue75_bold0
there is something known as sensitivity in design and paying attention to whom your audience is but judging from your typography and this thread, I'm sure it's lost on you...
but hey, this thread reeks of fart and smoked meat, so at least you're not alone...
- neue75_bold0
just kidding... ;)
kinda...
- ********0
er...right neue
- Jaline0
Victoria's Secret uses the models to get men's attention, then the female customers follow trend to garner the same attention for themselves.
Mimio
(Sep 19 07, 10:12)Mimio said it best.
- version30
"The Unattainable Ideal"
"You can never have this body, but you can buy these garments."
"Beauty" (and I use the term loosely) is a team effort, the results of which are sought after by average women worldwide at the cost of their own self worth and the underlying societal moral fiber catering on most levels to the lowest common denomenator
- neue75_bold0
when in doubt, defer to youtube links...
- version30
neue is pissy today, someone give him a massage
- neue75_bold0
Today?
- version30
ok, maybe i give more of a shit today
- k0na_an0k0
i'm glad we're all confident enough in our sexuality to actually carry on a conversation about painting nails, lingerie and general femininity in front of one another.
those v.secret models are a joke. i ran into one a few years ago at a club in vegas. she approached me at the bar and bought me a drink and i turned it, and her down. standing 2 feet away from her i thought i was talking to a plastic doll. absolute garbage. i'll take natural beauty any day.
like osfa. that dude wakes up in the morning and he's just beauti... nevermind.
- neue75_bold0
I've just returned from a book signing and I'm tired from repeatedly feigning interest, signing x's on girls breasts and pretending to eat swine laced 'appetizers'...
why people continue to eat the flesh of an animal that eats and revels in it's own feces is beyond me...
- version30
"Because bacon is good."
- k0na_an0k0
hahaha neue.
- ********0
i've done quite a lot of retouching and photography and the general requiest from art directors is: make it fake.
"make the model thin"
"make the brest bigger or not sag"
"clear the skin"
"cut about 5lbs from ther legs"
"make the food look tasty"
"make the fruit look fresh"
etc. etc.
is part of the business.
It comes down to making the product desirable.
- version30
Rule #1 in sales: Lie.