Aristocrats
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- tasty
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, grandmother and their dog.
The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "What happens in your act?"
[and now the PVN gets as foul and disturbed we wish]
- ninjasavant0
The father pulls back a curtain which reveals a poster for a Getty exhibit done entirely in comic sans and vector cutouts. After the appropriate gasp the family commences jazz hands and announces "we're aristocrats."
- tasty0
Well grandma starts to blow the dog while my son jacks off on her face....
- Drno0
^^ tasty...
naaah, its all about tapdance
- uncle_helv0
...the father rings up bob miller* and tells him he's a shit designer, then hands the phone back to talent agent, and announces "we're aristocrats."
*think that's the name of that angry designer from one of the best threads ever on NT