Polite toilet message
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- snowcouple
Ok, so i want to put a sig up in the toilet to remind the guys to clean up skid marks and cover the smell of putrid flatulence with some air freshener spray ... i could just say it like that but then clients have got to use the toilet too so its gotta be a little polite. Any ideas, little poems or should it just say “don’t be a dirty fucker!”
- TheBlueOne0
Use Helvetica Bold for the signage...
- snowcouple0
hay, i want it to be light hearted .... comic sans! :)
- kelpie0
Flush &
Wash &
Wipe &
Sprayin the above font, with heavily squished kerning, obviously...
- kelpie0
in the above font, with heavily squished kerning, obviously...
kelpie
(Sep 17 07, 01:27)not comic sans that is...
- snowcouple0
id rather they was hands after wipeing??
- snowcouple0
"Wash their hands after wiping" that is
- 23kon0
haha
i remember a sign a mates parents used to have in their toilet when i was younger ....
" if you sprinkle when you tinkle, please be sweet and wipe the seat"
- jamble0
Clients are people too, they will no doubt appreciate the honesty of a
"Wipe your skid marks and spray some air freshener you dirty fuckers"
type sign. I know I would.
- Peter0
wysiwyg aka diy
- Witt0
"Keep Clean For Fucking Clients ffs"
- Nairn0
heh, I had that sign as a nipper, 23kon.
erm... I was not, nor ever have been a sprinkler though. and that's not BECAUSE of the sign.
oh god. I only came in here to dismiss the air 'freshener' thing - I've never understood why people think a mixture of expelled flatulate, volatile organic compounds, benzene and parfum is preferable to just opening the window..
..but none of that matters now. Now you all know I'm a sprinkler with sodden trousers.
- snowcouple0
"wysiwyg aka diy "
Fantastic
- kelpie0
id rather they was hands after wipeing??
snowcouple
(Sep 17 07, 01:30)now where's the fun in that?