Gen. Petraeus
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- ItTango
To report on Iraq in a few minutes.
Probably something like this...Uh, it's Fucked.
They're Fucked.
We're all Fucked.Can I go home now?
- harlequino0
Dr. Zaius?
- digitalswarm0
Dobs?
- Llyod0
I like his latinesque name. really adds to our ambitions.
- TheBlueOne0
History:
The Surge is coming! It'll work by Summer.
OK, It's summer, it's not really working..just wait until September..
OK, it's september how's it hanging? Not working, but you'll see by next year for sure..
Wash. Rinse.Repeat just like the last three years. And oh yeah, Osama Bin Laden...boo!!
- TheBlueOne0
I like his latinesque name. really adds to our ambitions.
Llyod
(Sep 10 07, 08:51)Sounds more Roman Emperor-ish to me..not that there's anything wrong with that...
- blaw0
^haha... nice.
- harlequino0
haha, the truth hurts
- TheBlueOne0
I like the way the Republican talking head senator is distracting the conversation from what the fuck is going on in Iraq by talking about MoveOn's NY Times ad that "insults" the general (apparenty seems to forget the idea of a "free speech")...yeah..relevant..oh he's stroking Patreaus' nuts now...nice...
whatever...
I spent the last week reading a few books about the fall of Rome's Republic and the rise of the Ceasers and all I gotta say is history repeats baby...
- Chuchito0
Who is the lady wearing the red coat with the bad hair?
- mg330
I'm listening on my radio at work, and love the interruptions from people.
But if it were me doing it, I'd just shreak as loudly as I could like I was being stabbed in a horror movie.
- fortified0
"Hello, I am General Patraeus. I am a puppet for the white house. Who in turn are puppets for corporate interest and wall street. if you look closely you can see the entire bush cabinet hands up my rectum. Look at my lips moving, they're really moving!"
- mg330
"Look at my lips moving, they're really moving!"
LMAO
- TheBlueOne0
Spin! Spin! Spin!
- TheBlueOne0
Wait..he's gotta be telling the truth - he's got charts and shit...
- ItTango0
The Decider
http://decider.cf.huffingtonpost…
- TheBlueOne0
In some kinda weird media convergence they should have Britney and Paris give this report instead the General dude.
That'd at least get Americans to pay attention and add a splash of entertainment to the proceedings...
Heck, Britney knows how to lipsync already..
- ItTango0
Heck, Britney knows how to lipsync already..
TheBlueOne
(Sep 10 07, 09:52)Jury is still out on that, buddy!
- BonSeff0
nows hes saying they cant give long term predections, which includes a troop withdraw
wtf